Silver Tongue

butters-the-alicorn:

Seems like Timothy’s lunch was cut short.

Ordering around anypony is a bit difficult when you got no language, just saying.

just-shower-thoughts:

Parents are worried about their kids getting drugs in their Halloween candy, but who in their right mind would give away drugs for free?

willgrahampa:
“ god DAMMIT
”

willgrahampa:

god DAMMIT

notactuallyherenotreally:

y’know who i’m here for? trans people who don’t pass

i’m here for trans women with deep, rumbling voices; trans women with body hair all over and bodies that will never be petite.

i’m here for trans men with hourglass figures, who get told that they’re such a cute girl and who are never flat no matter how much they bind.

y’all are so valid and wonderful

butterscotchbird:
“ a humble breadstick
”

butterscotchbird:

a humble breadstick

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

lolsomeone-actually:

weltinator:

midnightsinger:

officialcaptain-marvel:

bbgum-princen:

such-fun:

Sassy HYDRA agent

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”
*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off
bucky barnes: i think i just need help
sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm

@garnier-fx there’s another one! 

sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…

captain america: but it is me.

sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.

captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!

Why dis dude become hella sexy to me

tinylesbianarms:
“ annabellehector:
“ luck be in the air tonight
”
well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.
”

tinylesbianarms:

annabellehector:

luck be in the air tonight

well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.

thegetty:

The story behind The Laundress.