Seems like Timothy’s lunch was cut short.
Ordering around anypony is a bit difficult when you got no language, just saying.
Parents are worried about their kids getting drugs in their Halloween candy, but who in their right mind would give away drugs for free?
y’know who i’m here for? trans people who don’t pass
i’m here for trans women with deep, rumbling voices; trans women with body hair all over and bodies that will never be petite.
i’m here for trans men with hourglass figures, who get told that they’re such a cute girl and who are never flat no matter how much they bind.
y’all are so valid and wonderful
How to spoon:
- Dick hard on the butt
- Titty in my hand
- Kiss ya neck
- Hell yeah
WhatHOW TO SPOON
- DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
- TITTY IN MY HAND
- KISS YA NECK
- H E L L Y E A H
Sassy HYDRA agent
*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”
*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off
bucky barnes: i think i just need help
sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm@garnier-fx there’s another one!
sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…
captain america: but it is me.
sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.
captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!
Why dis dude become hella sexy to me
