Silver Tongue

The Future First Lady Has Something Important to Say

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| Krusty Krab Unfair
| Mr. Krabs is in there
| Standing at the concession
| Plotting his oppression
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(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　づ”

Kiss kiss fall in

bace-jeleren:

bace-jeleren:
Debt
I made this joke without realizing this was literally the plot if Ouran High School

Chef: *uses spoiled chicken*
Ramsay: You can't use that, throw it out
Chef: Stop throwing out all our food!

petal, how would you describe your relationship with your husband?

silver-tongues-blog

the-character-lounge:

optometristprime:

my mom is the most innocent little indian lady

Your mom sounds like a buzzfeed writer.

lordbees:

blazepress:
27 Powerful Images That Sum up How Smartphones Are Ruining Our Lives
one picture that sums up the 27 powerful images I didnt bother to look at

If you encountered the grim reaper, why would you NOT take a selfie with him. You can use it for leverage by blackmailing him because he’s slacking at work

projectvoicebend:

unrelated but someone just bought a salami sato throw pillow from us

what if chara was french all along and enjoyed snail pie.

Anonymous

ni10-c:

u just went from a-NON to a-OUI