Silver Tongue

pugletto:

dancingmantis:

snowysauropteryx:

snowysauropteryx:

THE PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE I’M BABYSITTING FOR HAVE VEGAN CHOCOLATE MEAL REPLACEMENT POWDER MADE OF BUZZWORD-FOODS, ONE OF THE FIRST INGREDIENTS IS CORDYCEPS.


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I TRIED SOME.

IT IS TERRIBLE???

Overlook my   lack   of judgement. 

 The powder  is  excellent. 

The powder  is  health-providing.  

I feel   energized.

 I must  climb  a  tree  and  remain   there.

T r u s t    t h e     p o w d e r.

Cordyceps is the fungus that turns ants into zombies, FYI

suburban moms is the reason the apocalyse happened in the last of us 

explodes-into-space:
“ sure
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haiku-oezu:
“ Welcome to Spooktober
”

haiku-oezu:

Welcome to Spooktober

goddesses-of-i-c-e:
“ Do you see her problem?
”

goddesses-of-i-c-e:

Do you see her problem?

renaissavce:

roses are red
minimum wage

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ophidianophelia:

when old people say two toddlers are boyfriend and girlfriend