Silver Tongue

scotchtapeofficial:

ostolero:

if you close your eyes right before the ball hits, 

your brain will think that you have died. 

some people find calmness in this.

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i hope island kahuna olivia sends out a nosepass directly into my face, killing me instantly

aestheticniallshat:

One day we’re gonna google the mandela effect and it’s gonna say “no results”

petite-pumpkin:
“What a cute little pumpkin!
”

petite-pumpkin:

What a cute little pumpkin!

vriskamylove:

I’m the kind of person that will delete and retype an entire tag sentence if I make a typo and that’s really all you need to know about my personality

paradoxgavel:

*hears a star wars joke*

me, on the outside: haha, that was pretty good. nice one.

me, on the inside: mmmMMMMMMmmmm FUNNNNYYYYY JOKE!

afloweroutofstone:
“ My electoral college prediction map
”

afloweroutofstone:

My electoral college prediction map

jkbwhatever:
“ thefeelofavideogame:
“ a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
”
he got hit by
he got hit by
a mooth striminal
”

jkbwhatever:

thefeelofavideogame:

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

he got hit by

he got hit by

a mooth striminal

moonnlesbian:

star vs the forces of evil: a summary