I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
Oh sweet chocolate Jesus! Cooking eggs isn’t that damned difficult.
While I don’t recommend cracking an egg directly into the frying pan, mostly because it’s messy and you risk getting pieces of egg shell into a hot frying pan, why is it they have so much trouble doing that and do it effortlessly into the dildo maker?
I watched the linked video and all I have to say is… you’re right, Alton Brown! I do want to be Wolverine! Somebody get me those meat claws pronto!
I’m pretty sure alton brown would use these for cutthroat kitchen.
Actually in the video linked he says one of them WAS used in Cutthroat Kitchen.
yeah. he also pointed out that the guy who bought it because htey saw it on cuthhroat kitchen and left a bad review didn’t seem to realize it was a sabatage to make cooking harder. Also, I remember now, this kind of thing was a sabatage when they were making hotdogs I think.
This comic references tropes in post-apocalyptic fiction, including sexual assault.
I’ve been reading a lot of apocalyptic fiction. Did you know that it’s possible to write about danger and the destruction of society without constantly subjecting female characters to sexual violence? Yeah? Maybe someone should let some authors know about that.
If the apocalypse is just grimly competent men shepherding vaguely protesting women around while thinking manly grim thoughts, count me out, I’d rather be part of the first wave.
You know, this isn’t a prediction or a wishlist item or anything, just a statement of introspection and personal truth; but if I were in a position to produce a book that came along with an attached spyglass, the very first thing I would do is start hiding confoundingly useless tiny messages in awkward places.
Imagine Ford using the size altering crystals to write tiny secrets in the journal for all those times black light just doesn’t cut it.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
