monmatch:

The cyclical madness of Jyggalag and Sheogorath

awkwardsonicphotos:

megamindsupremacy:

susiephone:

ken getting arrested alongside barbie after she punches the guy who smacks her ass presents so many possibilities

1. ken saw barbie punch the douchebag and was like “LET’S MAKE THIS A PARTY” and joined in on the smackdown
2. alternatively, the guy’s friends tried to jump in and ken wasn’t having ANY of that
3. ken saw barbie getting shoved into a big car with bright lights on the top and was like “OH BOY! can i come too?? 😊😊” and just kind of tagged along
4. alternatively, he realized what was going on and was like “EXCUSE ME OFFICER i too have committed A Crime so please show me to The Jail with my beautiful girlfriend” so they wouldn’t be separated
5. ken got in trouble for trying to help barbie escape but in his defense no one TOLD him resisting arrest is a crime because no one told him what being arrested or crime is
6. ken didn’t know who these men showing up to take his girlfriend away were, but he could see she was very upset and excuse?? you cannot take barbie away from ken without her permission??? so long story short, ken punched a cop
7. ken fully burned something down earlier and the cops were like “two birds one stone” when they came to get barbie

hornetposting:

inneskeeper:

inneskeeper:

hornetposting:

hornetposting:

hornetposting:

hornetposting:

what if hornet is red-green colorblind and thats why she has a bright red cloak even though she stays in/near greenpath

ok i put her through a colorblind filter and.

IM SO SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY

HEY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SHE’S RED ARE THER ANY OTHER RED ONES I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW ABOUT

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THAT GRIMM IS RED TOO GREEN FLAMES ARE THE SPOOKY FLAMES THIS SUCKS

we got another one

grumpy-old-fandommom:

Link

A reminder that this is what censorship leads to and that it wasn’t all that long ago when purity culture was going after ships that antis would consider to be “normal” today.

Also I thought Fiction Alley was that one archive that Msscribe got shut down with her shitstirring

Edit: it was Griffyndor Tower I’m not an HP fan lol

dilfbrigade:

coopsgirl:

huttslut:

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what’s going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

stripedroseandsketchpads:

marzipanandminutiae:

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

The idea that young people are getting used to not being able to speak in public about sex, queerness etc without talking around censors, and see this as normal and not a problem, scares me tbh.

kosmogrl:

dduane:

petermorwood:

baddingtonbitch:

headspace-hotel:

thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond:

thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond:

i’m fucking shrieking with laughter. It sounds like his dick is a deranged yard sprinkler or a terrified pigeon turned loose in an apartment.

This clip looks like a major league piss-artist in action. 

If Wikipedia and the few times I’ve seen him on TV are anything to go by, that’s Giles Coren in a nutshell.

…I’m sorry. (Or no, I’m not.) But his dick “rattled on her teeth”? Rattled?

(walking off)(smh) Boy needs to have that looked into.

adilia-the-kouhai:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

@drukhari

never in my life will I be this cool