Silver Tongue

xeniawarriorprincesa:
“ asymbina:
“ theconcealedweapon:
“ xeniawarriorprincesa:
“I legit served a man at my last job who was fully covered in nazi symbols and shit. He was a proud actual real life nazi getting icecream in a family theme park and when...

asymbina:
theconcealedweapon:
xeniawarriorprincesa:
I legit served a man at my last job who was fully covered in nazi symbols and shit. He was a proud actual real life nazi getting icecream in a family theme park and when he left I voiced my disgust to my coworkers on how security even let him in the gate wearing all of that. And you know what that bitch said? “Well some people are offended by your rainbow flag and you are allowed to wear it so he can too”. It’s not the fucking same. Don’t fucking compare the two
Nazis’ entire mission is to exterminate anyone who’s not exactly like them. It’s in no way comparable to “some people are offended”.
me: “I’d like to visibly exist without fear”
them: “I want to literally kill these people so that they stop existing”
centrists: “I don’t see the difference”
Oh wow I guess my addition to this post got spread a lot. I just wanted to add in another piece of important information. I live in Orlando. The location of the Pulse night club shooting. I was wearing a rainbow pin on my uniform because 49 people in my community died in a hate crime. I will never forgive anyone who tells me that my rainbow pins are the same as a swastika

Octopath Traveler is on the PC and is pretty fun

purpleskyse

chefpyro:

Heard that sucks

isnt octopath that bitch who made homestuck videos?

doubleca5t:

chefpyro:

Hm. Today I will romanticize pirates

Real or fictional?

blooming-conifers:

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..
“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”
“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”
“Yea man, that spiky shit!”
“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”
“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”
“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”
*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”
“Oohhhhh!”
“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”
skywitchmaja:
when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

inkgoblinz:

wait y’all do you think if zim and dib became friends and teamed up it would be like rick and morty?
anyways im currently working on a giant ass fanfic AND an original comic so this post is dedicated to my lack of focus
bonus:

chefpyro:

bass-borot:
chefpyro:
chefpyro:
chefpyro:
Why is sword like the standard fantasy weapon when you could just have a big axe or a mallet
Picture me as the valiant knight type and I face down the demon king but instead of doing 100 little bitchy sword slashes I just slam him in the face with a hammer like I’m playing monster hunter
Losers talkin about “parrying”. Psh. Good luck parrying a huge axe that chops your little sword in half
What about polearms, Emily?
What about em? Little stick. Chop.

good luck even getting close enough to chop me when i got a bow an some arrows