ming-hua:

shorsstone:

I just witnessed a fucking murder

THE ENTIRE FAMILY

What would your gem weapon be?
Anonymous

:

Uh. Probably a mace?… or a bat?… or another generic blunt object?

What about a morning star? It’s the blunt object with spikes

bpdpoc:

Does anyone else with anxiety find themselves constantly googling the definition of different words? Even if I know the definition of the word, I still google it before I use it in conversation just encase I was wrong so I don’t look stupid. Is that just me?

robertge:
“ Furries.
”

robertge:

Furries.

fierceawakening:

argumate:

Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.

okay this one is legit hilarious

arieltheevilgenius:

sabrebash:

“14 years old” takes an awful lot of different forms in media.

Imagine an au where all of them are in the same class at school without an art style change.

thedailyshow:

@jordanklepper spent all night looking into Donald Trump’s business ventures. Spoiler alert: it’s all bullshit.

weloveshortvideos:

finally meeting the hot chick i met online