jewish-demi-dragoneyes:

bitterbitchclubpresident:

veronox:

crime-she-typed:

culturalchimera:

watercoloredkeyblade:

ohmygil:

Yelp is crazy unethical. Even before I heard about this nonsense, I worked at a small business in San Francisco whose customer traffic was directly influenced by their cesspool of a site. 

Anyway, my supervisor and I worked hard to make sure every customer was happy. And we were succeeding! We had a perfect 5 star rating on Yelp! It was amazing! Then one day we got a 1 Star Rating on our Yelp Page. Someone from Pennsylvania left a nasty review on our site. It was scathing. 

Now, that’s not something that’s too far out of the realm of possibility for my job. While I sold mattresses in a brick and mortar, we also sold mattresses via Amazon and our online store and people from all over the country purchased mattresses from us. But I digress. The reason this is important is, well, where it gets dicey for Yelp.  Because sure enough, Yelp sent us an email telling us that if we paid some fee they would push all the bad reviews off the site. They were extorting money out of us!

And here’s where it gets really interesting. My supervisor contacted the customer to see if there was anything we could do to make them happy with their purchase, so they can change their review. But the customer in question had literally never heard of our company and obviously never purchased anything from us.

Yelp literally committed fraud, and it was only when we threatened to sue that they took the fraudulent review off of our page.

Yelp is awful.

I worked for a solar company (smaller, not one of the big national ones) and my friend worked in marketing, so part of that was looking over the Yelp reviews and reaching out to people. Someone left this scathing one star review for us, but the person wasn’t a customer. The working theory around the office was it was a fake by a competitor or just a really confused person. But because it was bad the head-honchos got on my friend’s ass to get in touch with Yelp to get it removed or whatever. I think they ended up paying to have it moved or did some incentive with customers to get them to flood the page with 5 stars to balance it out. The way that Yelp scams is gross.

actually i can’t find the link but a bunch of social scientists were like … hmmm about this. And they created a fake frozen yogurt shop with a random address typed into google (i think it was a NJ city) and sure enough 1 star and 2 star reviews came pouring in about how their frozen yogurt was melted, or tasted bad or there were rats but the place never existed :)

Oh my god this is terrible SPREAD THE WORD

#yelp? more like yikes

i also worked for a small business in the bay area and they would call the shop regularly trying to get us to pay for “business page management” and would continually aggressively try and get us to pay to remove negative reviews.

Its a sham. it really is all about the money no matter what Yelp says, they don’t pay their employees living wages either.

I would recommend everyone close their accounts!

The thing is, if you own a business, there’s no way out. Other people can set up your business page for you WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE OR CONSENT and you can get reviews you don’t even know exist. And when you finally show up to manage your own page, you have to jump through hoops to prove you own it and then they go on and extort like hell. We need a class action lawsuit against Yelp, nothing less will make them stop.

I just wanna be a good person

Hey, sorry to hear about your pal. It sucks losing friends and I'm sorry it's been happening to you. Please just keep hanging in there.
Anonymous

No, the part that sucks is that I hurt them and I don’t even know how and now one of them is just as paranoid as I am and is shutting themselves out because of me. every time I try to fix things, it just ends up worse for everyone and I just lose more friends

I am such a fucking failure. I can’t even do commissions right. I accidentally sent someone the wrong paypal info. 

now i”m on the verge of losing my last two friends

projectvoicebend:
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citadelity:
“plagg has been forcefully chained to the fate known as nightblogger adrien
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citadelity:

plagg has been forcefully chained to the fate known as nightblogger adrien

cheezyweapon:

hrabbit:

hrabbit:

cartoonnetwork:

Get your paper and pencil ready! 📝

Cartoon Network’s Cheyenne Curtis is about to show you how to draw Buttercup!

Ok, great cartoon network, Im not overly happy with the powerpuff girls’ new design, but whatever, to each his own. 

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The thing I need to ask is what the actual FUCK is THIS?! 

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SEE, I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, WHAT THE FUCK

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Monk: well does it not smell like shit and wood shavings?
Wizard: now that should be a candle scent.
Cavalier: shit and wood shavings?
Wizard: no, "not shit and wood shavings"

ryukodragon:

tamarinfrog:

honey-squid:

ryukodragon:

opalwhisker:

squiddy-mist:

csnancesplatoon:

triforce-falls:

seanplayssplatoon:

csnancesplatoon:

ink-da-squimp:

danksquids:

wasabi-beats:

landing point sensors like

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when u got ur special charged

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Teammates bieng all boys irl but play as female Inklings

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OH MY GOD

when your entire team is rank 50


When you charge towards an Opponent and they suddenly turn Kraken

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Originally posted by myworldofnonsense1990

XD STOP!!!

THIS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER HOLY FUCK

When you go into battle wearing ugly gear

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Originally posted by meghabits

Trying ranked battles for the first time:

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When your doing twin squad and you both get your high Ranks lowered at the same time

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Originally posted by gifsforthemasses

When your team loses because of last second inkstrike from opposite team

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Every squidling ever:

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