vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
i love how this post makes it sound like this is an annoyance op regularly encounters in day to day life, like on the bus or in the supermarket
me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose
this is a lie im on the verge of tears
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
One of my friends once said to learn whenever you hurt your friends so you don’t make the mistake in the future but that doesn’t really help when your friends don’t tell you what it is hurt them
I want to be a good person, I want to make things right. I can’t do that people don’t tell me when I do wrong things. Last month I had 5 friends that I trust and now I only have two, maybe only one.
