Silver Tongue

bevendre:

megakazuki:

bevendre:

“Type: Null’s evolution is so lazy!  It just loses its helmet!”

Mother. Fucking. MAGNETON.

MOTHER. FUCKING. DUGTRIO!

MOTHER. FUCKING. ELECTRODE!

MOTHER!

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Originally posted by rewatchingpokemon

FUCKING!

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Originally posted by retrogamingblog

POLIWRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by askpolitoed

MOTHERFUCKIN MAROWAK

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Originally posted by butt-berry

suturmontalksabouthomos:

“You don’t just lose the match; you lose your soul!”

OH…VERY ORIGINAL. GODDAMMIT. CAN WE HAVE ONE CARD GAME WHERE SOMEONES SOUL ISN’T AT RISK

well, season 0 had games where their soul wasn’t at risk. ONly the body.

Goretober day 14: asphyxiation
What’s the matter? Did I leave your breathless?

Goretober day 14: asphyxiation

What’s the matter? Did I leave your breathless?

scraps-is-busy:

Some customers stretch the definition of being rude and lazy.

Customer wants 30 bags of pellets. But they don’t want to actually load them into their cart. Instead, we need to get a loader, who was on lunch, to load all 30 bags for him.

Guy doesn’t lift a finger, instead complains about how lazy people are and watches. Pellets aren’t even heavy!
I know it’s customer service, but all he’s done is yell at people to help him, cut to the front of long lines of customers looking to pay, and complain about how we aren’t accomedating him.

kill them all

moringmark:

Then she grabbed and ate Marco’s Post-it note.  

captain-liddy:

captain-liddy:

your parents’ disapproval doesn’t make you a bad person. just so you know.

i know that kind of rejection is incredibly painful, but it doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you.

boarofthenorth100:
“ Ashes To Ashes
Aeons Do Pass
The Lightning Doth Flashes
And Scare My Boar Ass
With Iron And Ice
With Tasty Snack Corn
As Too Does This Realm
Horace Is Reboarne
”

boarofthenorth100:

Ashes To Ashes

Aeons Do Pass

The Lightning Doth Flashes

And Scare My Boar Ass

With Iron And Ice

With Tasty Snack Corn

As Too Does This Realm

Horace Is Reboarne

I don’t JUST want Donald Trump to lose.

zeefood:

airagorncharda:

The thing is, if Donald Trump loses by even one vote we’ll be safe for now, but if he loses by a LANDSLIDE, we could be safe for a very very long time.

If he loses by a small margin, then hooray! Everyone who is queer, a person of color, disabled, neuroatypical, poor, and/or a woman is safe! I’m not being sarcastic, that would be fucking wonderful, holy shit. We would be saving our country and ourselves from 4-8 years with Donald at President as well as another lifetime with a majority conservative republican government. That’s a big win.

But if he ONLY loses by a small margin, the message that sends to all the people who agree with him is that all they have to do to become president of the United States in the future is be SLIGHTLY less of a publicly raging racist, xenophobic, islamophobic, queerphobic, ableist, misogynistic, sex offender than Donald fucking Trump.

Bigots would not be discouraged, or learn. They would just be bitter, and bide their time. 

If he loses by a fucking LANDSLIDE, however, then maybe they’ll actually learn that emulating his views and behavior WILL NOT earn them power. 


In conclusion: even if you think he stands no chance of winning, PLEASE STILL VOTE. Maybe your vote will be the one vote that keeps him out of office, but even if he would have technically lost either way, even if they start calling it early because he’s losing by a large margin, PLEASE STILL GO OUT AND VOTE.

Lets not stop at just not electing him. 

Lets fucking humiliate him.

To clarify: PLEASE GO OUT AND VOTE FOR HILLARY. Splitting the vote, i.e. protest-voting for a third party, is how Trump will win. Seriously.