Silver Tongue

finnglas:

in case you need cheering up today i want you to know that i just found out that baby puffins are called “pufflings”

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@thedenofravenpuff

Why am I still awake?

pembrokewkorgi:

mastermod:

[2:38:50 AM] Meanie Belle Mod: I still want to know what you plan to do with the chainsaw. :3
[3:28:11 AM] Warden: We’re adding shapes to a new snack food named after Meanie Belle
[3:28:21 AM] Warden: Calling them Meaning Muchines.
[3:30:39 AM] Warden: Cheesy Chainsaws, Fruity Flamethrowers, Licorice Lighters, and of course Fudge-Filled Doggy Bags (For the neighbor’s front porch of course)
[3:32:21 AM] Warden): Inside every box of Meanie Muchies is a clip-on piercing for the eyebrows, navel, multiple sets for the ears, and one for the tongue and nose. Can you collect them all? Send in 10 proof of purchases for a replica “leather” spiked collar and bracelet set.*
[3:39:08 AM] Warden: *NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. Enter at fakebook.com/notreal, follow the on-screen links and instructions, follow Sponsor on Ponerest, then create and title a personal pinboard “Meanie Munchies Giveaway” and hashtag the buck out of this. Subject to Official Rules.

Starts 7/1/16 at 2:00 p.m. Pacific Time (PT), ends 10/19/16 at 11:59 p.m. PT. Open to all of Equestria excluding Manehatten (you know what you did), limit 1 entry.  Void where prohibited. Odds of winning depends on number of eligible entries received. Sponsor: Fake Foods Equestrian Division, Canterlot

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Manehatton knows what they did!

adurot:
“ Hahaha! Finally! Now with any luck the other 10km egg I’ve got incubating hatches into a Snorlax.
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your lapras just farted

adurot:

Hahaha! Finally! Now with any luck the other 10km egg I’ve got incubating hatches into a Snorlax.

your lapras just farted

alternian-neverland:
“ redbloodedamerica:
“ did-you-kno:
“ In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000. Source
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This is what “equality” looks like in that liberal...

alternian-neverland:

redbloodedamerica:

did-you-kno:

In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000. Source

This is what “equality” looks like in that liberal fairy tale land of Finland.  They punish you proportionately to how successful you are.  Sounds really “fair.”

Except… it is fair? Because it’s proportionate. I don’t get what’s difficult about that. An impoverished person paying $400 dollar fine isn’t the same as a millionaire paying the same amount. For the poor person, $400 dollars could mean starving. Would you really claim it would have the same consequence for a rich man? Would it even be noticeable to him, while the absence of food in their stomach would be glaring to a poorer man? Would it be fair for a man to starve for the same crime as a man that would be having a three course meal?

By taking income into account, it allows the impoverished able to still survive while paying any fines they may incur. And, ultimately, while $100,000 dollars would be noticeable to a millionaire, they would still get by. And, assuming the law is properly implemented, they would be paying the same equivalent of their yearly income that a poorer person would. That’s what makes it fair. They would be impacted the same way - but you are looking at the amount rather than the equation.

Also, it’s important to make sure that even the rich would pause at the cost of a fine. They need to fear the law just as a poor man does. 

When you realize how thick Garnet is

officialek:

red-boston-batter:

It’s him, it’s McCree from Overwatch

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#yo it’s 12 o'clock dumbass

Reblog if Gravity Falls still holds a place in your heart

wehaveallgotknives:

brinnanza:

my favorite thing about the cask of amontillado meme (which I LOVE) is that it displays, yet again, how difficult millennials on the internet are to predict. oh, giant company, you want your advertisement to go viral? well this week the kids are obsessed with a short story written in 1846 good fucking luck

oh my dear marketing man,you want me to explain how to track this? well, I could show you a chart that indicates the next five big memes. it is down in my basement, though it is quite cold, and surely you have another engagement to attend.