Silver Tongue

yunisverse:

Greg + references nobody gets

flarechaser:

rainbow-cobra:

texnessa:

sujthechef:

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

djbizarre:

hennyfromtheblock:

waitididntvoteforthat:

saywhat-politics:

Alarm: This is not a joke

Remind me again why you think there is no difference between the candidates and it doesn’t matter who wins?

yeah if youre not interested in reading the article, the lowdown is that trump will cut taxes by $4.4 billion then make up for it by scrapping the Environmental Protection Agency’s Clean Power Plan and most of the FDA. Which is bad…

…really bad.

Where is that Archer meme when you need it.

DO YOU WANT A COUNTRY OF DEAD PEOPLE

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET A COUNTRY OF DEAD PEOPLE.

“The Food Safety police”

Yeah because the LAST thing you want is people making sure that the food your putting in your body is safe for human consumption and wasn’t made in filthy conditions that will give you food poisoning and/or kill you

Why would you want the food you, your friends and your family eat to be SAFE

What kind of SJW wuss cares about whether what their eating will give them Mad Cow Disease, make them blind of kill them

’“–and even dictates the nutritional content of dog food,” the Trump campaign fact sheet complained.’

I’m so sorry, for NOT wanting a country full of poisoned or malnourished dogs!

“I’m sorry if eating poison TRIGGERS you and you want your restaurants kitchens to be some kind of SAFE SPACE”

WTF?

Are you sure this isn’t a joke???

Not a joke, Americans who eat food.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????

frick

pembrokewkorgi:
“ spoopy-tongues-blog:
“ pembrokewkorgi:
“ asksolarflair:
“ ouyangdan:
“ barbeauxbot:
“ mischief-and-maryment:
“ marysocontrary1:
“ fedupwithcupid:
“ fiaspice:
“ medievaldendrophile:
“ quakerjoe:
“ There has NEVER been a point in US...

pembrokewkorgi:

spoopy-tongues-blog:

pembrokewkorgi:

asksolarflair:

ouyangdan:

barbeauxbot:

mischief-and-maryment:

marysocontrary1:

fedupwithcupid:

fiaspice:

medievaldendrophile:

quakerjoe:

There has NEVER been a point in US history where not ONE of the living, former Presidents did NOT support the candidate of their party. ALL the current, living former presidents and the incumbent do NOT support Trump. 

Even the bushes guys… Even the bushes know better

I’m a little shocked. Is “papa Bush” the one on the right?

@fiaspice Yup. Left to right, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Bush Jr., Obama, Bush Sr. 

The Bushes all refuse to endorse Trump. Laura Bush says she’s voting for Hillary. 

Even Barbara Bush has said she’d rather vote for Hillary.

If the man who defied UN ruling in order to invade the middle east and arguably lead to the current global situation says not to vote for trump then you DON’T VOTE FOR FUCKING TRUMP

Also what you younguns need to know is how much Barbara Bush loathes the Clintons. Bill beat Bush, Sr. in 1992 and she has held one hell of a grudge ever since. 

lol yeah there’s quite a bit of bad blood between the bushes and the clintons. this is no small thing for them to endorse hillary.

Imagine if Bill was just like “I dunno, I think he’s an alright guy.”

I dunno why but that just would tickle me.

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Y’know, as much as I hate Trump, that would’ve been fucking hilarious.

shit, where’s that one parody scene from the daily show of donald and clinton trying to one up each other by putting something to annoy the other in the front row and it ends with bill between donalds wife and daughter and both candidates think it was the others idea?

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found it

stephaniedraws:

headcanon: Link’s abs are actually just creases on his belly from slouching

pembrokewkorgi:
“ asksolarflair:
“ ouyangdan:
“ barbeauxbot:
“ mischief-and-maryment:
“ marysocontrary1:
“ fedupwithcupid:
“ fiaspice:
“ medievaldendrophile:
“ quakerjoe:
“ There has NEVER been a point in US history where not ONE of the living,...

pembrokewkorgi:

asksolarflair:

ouyangdan:

barbeauxbot:

mischief-and-maryment:

marysocontrary1:

fedupwithcupid:

fiaspice:

medievaldendrophile:

quakerjoe:

There has NEVER been a point in US history where not ONE of the living, former Presidents did NOT support the candidate of their party. ALL the current, living former presidents and the incumbent do NOT support Trump. 

Even the bushes guys… Even the bushes know better

I’m a little shocked. Is “papa Bush” the one on the right?

@fiaspice Yup. Left to right, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Bush Jr., Obama, Bush Sr. 

The Bushes all refuse to endorse Trump. Laura Bush says she’s voting for Hillary. 

Even Barbara Bush has said she’d rather vote for Hillary.

If the man who defied UN ruling in order to invade the middle east and arguably lead to the current global situation says not to vote for trump then you DON’T VOTE FOR FUCKING TRUMP

Also what you younguns need to know is how much Barbara Bush loathes the Clintons. Bill beat Bush, Sr. in 1992 and she has held one hell of a grudge ever since. 

lol yeah there’s quite a bit of bad blood between the bushes and the clintons. this is no small thing for them to endorse hillary.

Imagine if Bill was just like “I dunno, I think he’s an alright guy.”

I dunno why but that just would tickle me.

image

Y’know, as much as I hate Trump, that would’ve been fucking hilarious.

shit, where’s that one parody scene from the daily show of donald and clinton trying to one up each other by putting something to annoy the other in the front row and it ends with bill between donalds wife and daughter and both candidates think it was the others idea?

delicatedreamydragons:

Haven’t tried pixel scenery in awhile… learned a lot on what to do for the next ones. Not the biggest fan of these two.

They’re free to use for whatever 

mediamattersforamerica:

Both CNN and MSNBC aired Michelle Obama’s full speech, but apparently it was too true for Fox News.

quartz-poker:
“ weatherman667:
“ its-blackkittenbitches:
“ pax-britannica:
“ this-is-cthulhu-privilege:
“ THIS IS REAL
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Some of her fact checkers are about to commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head multiple times
”
Lol
”
found...

quartz-poker:

weatherman667:

its-blackkittenbitches:

pax-britannica:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

THIS IS REAL

Some of her fact checkers are about to commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head multiple times

Lol

found the link

it’s real.

Technically Bleach is a base, not an acid. Therefore, Clinton is telling the truth. She did not acid wash her server.