Silver Tongue

cantelope:

clubpenguinkiller:

I hear they’re gonna ban images all together next tumblr update

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mymagicgrandpa:
“Another page of chapter 9 is here!
Chapter Summary: Suzie is trying to help an abandoned muse get back together with its artist, but the artist has strong reasons for not wanting to draw any more. Torn between doing what’s right for...

mymagicgrandpa:

Another page of chapter 9 is here!

Chapter Summary: Suzie is trying to help an abandoned muse get back together with its artist, but the artist has strong reasons for not wanting to draw any more. Torn between doing what’s right for the ex artist or helping the muse, Suzie is going to need some advice in order to make the best decision.

My Magic Grandpa is a paranormal fantasy adventure that takes place in the 90s, go check it out!

Can’t post physical link or tumblr will hide these posts from searches.

thyrell:

tapmcshoe:

thyrell:

ars-shitpostica:

thyrell:

catgirlforeskin:

trans-angel:

catgirlforeskin:

helloitsbees:

scruffyfrank:

mango-pickle:

wilburian-deactivated20221116:

helloitsbees:

excusing:

helloitsbees:

asofterepilogue:

helloitsbees:

helloitsbees:

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this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

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everyone lost

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

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im visitjng my boyfriend in two days

Haha dragon kinnie

yes

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I’m untouchable you will never find my cringe I win

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everyone on this site is cringe by the fact that we’re on this site in general.

jackscarab:

witkneec:

stream:

RESERVATION DOGS (2021 - ) — 1.01 F*ckin’ Rez Dogs

My best friend in the world was on this. He is an actor but also runs the art dept for features and has also worked as an AD and a PA. But I’m so so so excited for him for this- my gay ass BFF was just cast as the ghost of General Custer on this motherfucker and will be acting opposite this talented motherfucker.

The series is written by and cast with a 100% indigenous cast and is hilarious and they also film exclusively in OK on a local reservation. The cast is going to blow up- the youngest booked a Spielberg film when they were at Tribeca- but I am so profoundly impressed by the male lead and how much love was put into this little series and if you’re looking for your next “prestige” dramedy, I urge you to watch it. It’s pretty fucking wonderful, I have to say.


Tldr- watch Reservation Dogs- you’ll love it.

Reservation Dogs is a comedy television series created by Sterlin Harjo and Taika Waititi. It is a notable first in that it features all Indigenous writers and directors, along with an almost entirely-Indigenous American cast and production team. It is also the first series to be shot entirely in Oklahoma. The series premiered on August 9, 2021 on FX on Hulu.

tittyblade:

hearty-an0n:

hearty-an0n:

“hes just a guy!!!!” fortunately, i like guys

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no actually, im stronger than you and everything i do is fortunate for me

if u think liking guys is unfortunate…. keep that shit to urself thats embarrassing……..

jitterbugjive:

This isn’t related to anything really but after I got top surgery the whole left side of my chest has been kind of numb. Not like so numb I can’t feel anything at all, but more like how it feels to touch your leg after its fallen asleep. I can feel it but it’s very mild, so if I get an itch there it’s actually super hard for me to pinpoint exactly where it is to take care of it. This is just one of those things that might happen, so there’s not really anything that can be done about it now. It’s not causing any problems or anything, it just feels weird.

feeling on my right side of my chest has been dulled since they did surgery to fix my collapsed lung 8 years ago

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

one of the attorneys at work just walked into another one’s office and I faintly heard him go “is that a SKELETON?”

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They have named her Rose

Two of the other attorneys have now dressed her up in clothing

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I came in this morning and someone had positioned her right outside my cubicle…

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ominous

hilarious update: it turns out that the attorney was on an important zoom call all morning, so she put the skeleton under the proximity sensor that controls the lights for this section of the office so they wouldn’t turn off mid-call

attorney: [places a six foot tall plastic skeleton under the proximity sensor]

the sensor:

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talkinganimals:
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