bisonasaurus:

you know what Harry that is an interesting piece of information don’t be an ass

I wanna know more about the anti gravity trees. Magic is so awesome I wanna learn as much about the magical world as I can.

limesun:

good shit: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

godpenis:

Prime example of biased American media outlets

liftedandgiftedd:

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

mimicteixeira:

and so, the saga ends

so chill out with the sex jokes, reddit

sorry for having been really unactive lately, crazy shit have happend lately

realitytvbitch:

alltheladiesyouhate:

counterpoint to all those cute “little girls looking up to rey” stories: i saw a little boy stab his father with kylo ren’s lightsaber at target the other day

littlewhitemouse:

ironinkpen:

When writing couples, I like to use the Kiss Rule:

• If they have to kiss for you to know they’re in love, you’re not writing a romance right.

damn tho