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mysticmessengertrash:
“ “zen pls
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sherbies:
“ sherbies:
“ typeverything:
“ Typeverything.comThunder Thighs Twinkle Toes by Michelle Wang.
” ”
i have no memory of making this thing in 2015 but let me tell you i am both shocked & appalled
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sherbies:

sherbies:

typeverything:

Typeverything.comThunder Thighs Twinkle Toes by Michelle Wang.

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i have no memory of making this thing in 2015 but let me tell you i am both shocked & appalled

cascadiarch:

milesfromwingstotail:

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seriously though this is amazing, and narrating it Animal Planet style would be a really fun way to do a movie like Zootopia.

I.. need to try this, so bad

driad:
“ driad:
“ Here come the boys! ”
A civilization in construction… ”

driad:

driad:

Here come the boys!

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A civilization in construction…

onlylolgifs:

Dog knows difference between bath and walk.

shitpost-senpai:

joyeuse-noelle:

madlori:

charlesoberonn:

kylebobbergman:

charlesoberonn:

“I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?”

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“But I like both old and new songs”

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“I also like polka?”

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This man is a treasure.

Weird Al:

1. Is very cautious about the effect of his works, apologizing whenever he does something even a tiny bit offensive on accident.

2. Asks for permission from the creators of the songs he parodies, even though he legally doesn’t have to.

3.  Is a straight-up genius; he skipped two grades and graduated at 16 the valedictorian of his class.  He went to CalTech.

4.  Is often upset by the fact that any parody of any song is usually mistakenly attributed to him, espeically the dirty ones because he’s careful to keep his music safe for all ages.

5.  Is a genuine A+ human being, 10/10 would recommend.

6. Is everyone’s goofy uncle.

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7. Researches a subject before he makes a song about it so the lyrics remain coherrent to the topic. Example: All about the Pentiums

yipyap:

gender-lazy:

I needed this message when I was 8 tbh.

this is so great. i never see body positivity for hairy girls. just girls who don’t shave and therefor call themselves “hairy” when they’re bald in comparison to girls who actually have an “abnormal quantity” of hair which always makes me roll my eyes

secretly-a-dragon:

you: love triangles

me, an intellectual: polyamory

alrightanakin:

My therapist just told me that I “use humor to cover up past trauma so I don’t have to deal with it” and that “it will take years of extensive therapy to genuinely recover from it all” and I literally burst out laughing and finger gunned @ him