I was following 249 dead blogs. Of course they weren’t dead when I started following them but my how the time has passed

ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background

phony-time-traveler:

actual honest to god segment from the Rick and Morty behind the scenes feature

heavenisamatriarchy:

sixpenceee:

The first insulin pump in 1963 compared to the modern one. 

I WANNA PRINT THIS OUT SO THAT WHEN PEOPLE START TALKING ABOUT HOW TECHNOLOGY IS RUINING YOUNG PEOPLE AND FUTURE GENERATIONS I GET TO SHOW THEM THIS

chefpyro:
“ This is my favourite vine of all time.
”
Shouldn’t you have posted this on your porn blog?

chefpyro:

This is my favourite vine of all time.

Shouldn’t you have posted this on your porn blog?

ben-walker:

do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move
20 personal asks

Tagged by this person: @insignem-pileus-turritus


1. What’s your style?: ugly and shit

2. What are your hobbies?: drawing, gaming and sleeping

3. Are you a virgin?: nop

4. Have you ever had a broken heart?: unfortunately yes

5. Who do you live with?: my dad

6. Favorite song at the moment?: kafeis dream

7. Favorite movie?:  (at the moment) zootopia

8. Favorite TV show?: (at the moment) leverage

9. Do you have a girl/boyfriend?: don’t care for one

10. Favorite hair color?: purples. Lots and lots of purples

11. What color are your eyes?: Green

12. Turn ons/offs?:  On: transformation, hypnosis, denial Off: scat, diapers, incest

13. Favorite music genre?: various types of orchestral and metals

14. Favorite bands/artists?: Sonata Arctica, Nightwish, freedom call

15. Have you ever sent nudes?: No. I have posted pics of me wearing my silicon vagina though

16. What’s your sexual orientation?: ace and aro

17. Views on cheating on your partner?: Fuck no

18. Have you ever fallen in love?: I htought I did but when I was actually dating her, I felt nothing. that’s one of the things that clued me in on the discovery I was ace/aro

19. Do you find yourself attractive?: to an extent. I hate my body for obvious reasons but I could see how I could be found attractive with a few minor changes

20. Ask me anything: Always welcome


Tag: @scraps-is-busy @kilalabunnies @confusedbearsounds @pembrokewkorgi

silver-tongues-blog:

All I want in life is to own a house as big as the simpsons and have a job where I can chill out like homer that can pay for the house

At some point I became frank grimes