Silver Tongue

iguanamouth:

prokopetz:

lightninjohn:

prokopetz:

equalistmako:

damianmcgintleman:

equalistmako:

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

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ok let me see if I’m using this word right

officialcrow:

slimetony:

genjimain:

2srooky:

slimetony:

genjimain:

kitfisto:

genjimain:

kitfisto:

boobs ass dichotomy

thief

u don’t own the word dichotomy that I can’t spell without autocorrect

allie/not-a-thief dichotomy

right boob left butt dichotomy

dick butt dichotomy

DEEZ NUTS UNIFICATION

eyes teeth reconcilliation

yall just wrote a red hot chili peppers song

midnightshadowspook:

lloxie:

impcakeando:

cavebae:

miniaturesandcostumes:

Russian fleet Pestich signal revolver. 37mm caliber, 1870s.

g u n

YUO SEE IVAN
FLARE GUN NEED TWO BOOLETS TO FUNCHKTION PROPERLEY:
ONE TO SIGNAL COMRADES FOR HELP
AND ONE TO SET BEAR ON FIRE WHILE WAITING FOR COMRADES

AND IT ALSO MAKE ROULETTE NIGHT MORE INTERESTING.

XD

@elektronx

they warned you about stairs bro
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It keeps happening

they warned you about stairs bro

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It keeps happening

tolkien-in-beleriand:

earlgraytay:

You know, Tolkien just said elves have leaf-shaped ears. He didn’t see what kind of leaf.

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I need a Fëanor with one of these

or any elf actually

ajacquelineofalltrades:

I’m not an artist, but I have more than a few friends who are, so I thought this might be a good thing to post. 

halcyonharlot:

ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like

“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”

and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed

and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet

hunkules:
“ Come my child, before the humans return
”
baba yaga is done with your shit

hunkules:

Come my child, before the humans return

baba yaga is done with your shit

chessys:

problematism:

i love this trend of calling ppl “queen of …” its so positive i hope it never dies

queen of positive meme discourse

Drop in my inbox what you think I’m the queen of