Silver Tongue

rosexknight:

quakeponi:

unfollowfriday:

customer: hey i’d like to return this item

me:

@rosexknight

No this is true. Tag me in everything I love it.

spikewriter:

otherbully1:

Yall thinking Trump’s run for the presidency is over the same way yall thought Brexit wouldn’t happen. Yall gon stay yall lazy asses home on November 8th and wake up to a nightmare on the 9th.

Register. Verify. Get your asses to the polls on November 8th and vote. Tweeting and posting and reblogging don’t do a damn thing if you don’t actually complete a ballot.

Also, vote for clinton because voting third party will split the democratic votes and donald will end up in office even without the majority of votes. It’s happened 12 times before with various presidents. don’t let it happen a 13th

spikewriter:

otherbully1:

Yall thinking Trump’s run for the presidency is over the same way yall thought Brexit wouldn’t happen. Yall gon stay yall lazy asses home on November 8th and wake up to a nightmare on the 9th.

Register. Verify. Get your asses to the polls on November 8th and vote. Tweeting and posting and reblogging don’t do a damn thing if you don’t actually complete a ballot.

stariousfalls:

a compilation (the extended version)(original)

guiltyhipster:

nannycanes:

guiltyhipster:

Do you think the monsters from Monsters Inc have had to start using internet memes to make kids laugh

Sully: Here comes dat boi!
Mike: -comes in on a unicycle- oh shoot whaddup

Mike: *from behind door* Some

Mike: *bursts through door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME 

pembrokewkorgi:

soupery:

clowncowboy:

toonostalgia:

punk/goth cartoon girls

@raprat

@glibribs

@gearholder

for or five of these are from the same show

jwafterdarkreblogs:

wewswc2:

siryouarebeingmocked:

sighinastorm:

termytheantisocialbutterfly:

dragonswithtypewriters:

termytheantisocialbutterfly:

dragonswithtypewriters:

theyaimtospoopyhave:

rantyrantblog:

aghoulshark:

hmmm something’s wrong here…. just can’t put my finger on it

Literally every one of those women’s costumes have a “Yandy” watermark.  I’m going to flip my shit. How many times do I have to say it. 

YANDY IS A LINGERIE SITE. THEY SELL LINGERIE,  FOR WOMEN TO BE SEXY IN. FOR SEX. IT’S. WHAT. THEY. SELL.

THEY ARE NOT AN AVERAGE STORE. THESE ARE NOT YOUR AVERAGE CHOICES. STOP BEING MISLEADING. 

omfg thIS MEANS PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN SESAME STREET LINGERIE

#thingsIdidn’twanttoknow

I’ll crumble your cookies.

#tryingtobesexyincookiemonsterlingerie

I’ll dive into your dumpster

#maybeishouldgotobed

I’ll squeeze your rubber ducky.

#shouldhavebeeninbedanhrago

Snuffleupagus

It’s back!

All male characters.

Can’t just wear the male costumes.

“Guess what Elmo’s thinking about today.”

draconym:

Upchuck the black vulture (Chuck for short). Happy Halloween!

priaposts:

Fred and George.