fivethousandcats:

its so amazing that i live in a year where the sentence “be careful while going out and catching pokemon or the clowns might get you!” is valid

dragon-hoard:

I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me

it asks “what is a human?”

and in my dream my first thought was to that card with “what is a dad” on the front and then “you. you is a dad” inside

so I answer “me. me is a human”

and the sphinx fucking smacked me off the platform

novocass:

THIS.

agoodcartoon:

agoodcartoon:

secotm:

agoodcartoon:

davidessman:

His restaurant was robbed at gun point, and he was shot in the arm…

b y this logic the rich dont get shot at enough

How much does Randy Bish make for this, and how often does he get shot on the job?

i asked him via facebook, we’ll see if he responds. but i’m guessing “too much” and “not enough”

update:

arlinn-kordd:

commandtower-solring-go:

misteryada:

Anyway, here’s…

A cursed post

chefpyro:

faedee:

leadhooves:

pupperschnup-grump:

bloodbending:

i love that hillary calls trump “donald” bc it reminds everyone that he’s held no political position and has no experience, plus it diminishes all the power of the brand name “trump” and instead reminds us of a stuttering idiot duck-looking motherfucker who doesn’t ever know what he’s talking about

how dare you compare donald duck to that orange idiot

Donald Duck is more qualified tbh

Donald Duck has at least served

I would vote for Donald Fauntleroy Duck

donald duck has a better temperament than the current republican nominee

marcosclopezblog:

softchilton:

dopafiend:

~~OPEN RP~~
“Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly

“Blaziken!!” Blaziken blazikened loudly and punted Mudkip into orbit.

acesentialsketches:

To top the evening off, here’s a sketch of an 80s Cheerilee TF/TG, as requested by Foxxy.