tvkiddo:

high fructose porn syrup

A new store opened up at our mall. Unfortunately they do not have what I was looking for.

adurot:

wehingsounds:

I just love Eevee’s and I’ve only found one female so far. She’s staying in the box until I get an everstone.

Are you going to have a single female Eevee with a harem of various male Eeveelutions?

No, they’re going to keep the mother eevee an eevee as she takes care of all her eeveelution children

sometimes I’m confused by the trope of people fighting in a funhouse and being unable to tel the difference between a real person and a mirror but then I remember I once ran into a mirror yelling “wrong way wrong way wrong way!” because I didn’t realize I was looking at my own reflection

adurot:

changemodomega:

Blind superhero gains comic book style X-Ray vision, gaining perfect 20/20 vision but only of things that are behind another thing.

Wear a pair of opaque glasses.

Originally posted by hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy

thatsthat24:

jeweledroses:

gentle-twig:

eat-me-out-oppa:

This got rid of my anxiety temporarily??

i love whatever accent this is

I like to imagine that this is what all news is like in Great Britain.

I just learned Benji has turned one year old. Happy Birthday, Benji!!

@gluttonace

thedenofravenpuff:

adurot:

unhinged-mod:

ask-fickleaura-mod-blog:

morseapple:

iwannanap:

seyvee:

its better this way

@roxilus speaking to me every damn time

@jitterbugjive @cyanocitta-blattidae @wanderlost-girl

@nillyandthefunkybunch

@thedenofravenpuff

I’m pretty sure @thedenofravenpuff only actually pressed it once, but it’s stuck down and just constantly spits them out now.

It be true.

Send halp.

entirely guilty of this

I think you mean soft flesh pillows.

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

epic-divorceman:

do u ever see a headcanon you dont like and then have to manhandle it into a headcanon that you DO like