thebootydiaries:

someone: *announces that they have low standards*

me in 0.2 seconds sliding into the seat beside them with an eyebrow raised, a rose in my mouth, and 3 tears in my left eye: hey there :)

memeufacturing:

me: doc i’m sick
doctor *handing me skateboard*: prove it 

chefpyro:

an italian beauty advisor: Mama mia! Hair grease!

someone reading aloud the names of all the musicals i have on dvd: Mama mia! Hair grease!

drshitpostjones:

crackmccraigen:

sydneythefangirl:

How come Phineas and Ferb, a show with the same thing every episode, had 222 episodes, but 80 episodes of Wander Over Yonder is “enough?”

Simple, they had massive ratings for years on The Disney Channel.

bennythebouncer:

uchihaphobic:

the hidden mist village isn’t actually mist its vape everyone in the mist village vapes

True story: I actually have a friend who does cloud comps that wears a village hidden in the mist headband every time he competes.

town-of-salem-confessions:

whoops.  i’ve been caught.  

- Mod SK 

Mod SK 2016

sketchydoodlemod:

zelda-guru-momi:

wilwheaton:

micdotcom:

Not everyone was pleased with Bernie Sanders’ mental health/Republicans joke at the debate Sunday night. One tweet pointed out how Sanders was shooting himself in the foot with the comment.

I live with and struggle with mental health issues every day.

I’m grateful for my medication, I’m grateful for my therapist.

I’m grateful that I can see a joke for what it is, and not wind myself up into a big ball of righteous outrage.

Honestly, if this is the worst thing Bernie Sanders has done, I’m still 100% on board with voting for him

Y’all know he didn’t mean to hurt anyone’s feelings, nor did he mean to imply that having mental health issues makes you sexist or racist. And y’all know that once he sees all the backlash for this comment, he’s going to not only apologize, but be sincere about it,

I have mental issues myself and guess what…I agree with Bernie BECAUSE I saw ehat he actually ment by this statement he is implying the craziness that insues from most republicans as we have all seen.

HE NEVER SAID CRAZY PEOPLE ARE ALL RACIST BIGOTS!

So for fuck sake people calm down.

I thought he was pointing out that republican treat mental health like a joke rather than saying that republicans have mental problems.

chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

epicpokemonart:

Pokémon Origins Addresses Gym Leaders

To bad you can’t go back and challenge the leaders again and fight them when they give it their all

You could in HGSS.

you could do a lot of things in HG SS LIKE HAVE YOUR POKEMON FOLLOW YOU WHY THE FUCK DID THEY TAKE THAT OUT

officialautismspeaks:

• shitty graphic design
• killing papyrus in undertale
• vladimir lenin dismantling the worker’s soviets in the so-called “soviet union”
• 2008 memes
• running out of kleenex and having to use a really rough napkin to wipe your nose
• being forced to give positive feedback on badly written essays
  
• caitlyn jenner’s support for ted cruz
• this blog
• not reblogging my posts
  
• frozen vegetables
  

ze-witch-arteest:

cassandrashipsit:

dominawritesthings:

roseweasley7:

queensjenn:

wittyusernamed:

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

OH MY GOD

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

I love octopuses so, so much.

@_@

I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.