mwchase:

prokopetz:

I love wanky high-concept indie games as much as the next person, but there are definitely certain pitfalls not attendant to other genres. I was just playing a narrative platformer where the graphics horribly glitched out halfway through level four, and it took me like twenty minutes to realise it wasn’t supposed to look like that.

“So did the video codec conk out, or am I being invited to contemplate my own inner darkness?”

a-n-n-i-m-i-a:

“do you like romantic movies?”

me: 

hell yeah

gearholder:

fuklet:

fuzzyspork:

When I saw this article I was like this is what happens when you build something in the Sims for the first time but don’t quite have a grasp of the scale. You start with a big box and fill it with rooms. Then you move a Sim in and it takes them two hours to go from the front door to the refrigerator.

I didn’t know something as terrifying as this could count as a house

Buy and fill it with dogs.

bloodsbane:

oh she’s cute

bubonickitten:

someone with a wine cellar please invite trump to their wine cellar with promises of vintage amontillado

bloodsbane:

she’s cuuuuute (don’t get too close tho)

kairyukyrio:

You know, for Halloween.

jellygoodtime:

Some. Some talk sprites for Buddie(see, see what I did there)..cause..I’ve fallen back,, into the hell pit that is homestuck but I suck at making ocs so troll!Bud ;.)

also a plume

scumbag-solas:

emmersdrawberry:

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.