I’m just gonna add he is also hitler with baby hands and a fake last name

aceadvice:

fuckyeahasexual:

Vote.USA.Gov

LGBTQIA rights and the rights of other minorities are at stake. Please register to vote if you’ll be 18 or older by the day of the election. Your vote has never been more crucial to the future of this country.

queens-bees:

theemotionmachine:

A young artist exhibits his work for the first time…

…and a well known art critic is in attendance.

The critic says to the young artist, “would you like my opinion of your work?”

“Yes,” says the artist.

“It’s worthless,” says the critic.

The artist replies, “I know, but tell me anyway.”

fuken savage

gluttonace:

The follower to active ratio is fucking insane.

844 - ~15

The active to mutual is even more astounding

ksuriuri:

Stoner bros. It was a lot funnier in my head :”D

blame @asmtsm for that lol

frankiesmeow:

thereal-khaldrago:

randomfandomteacher:

groovychainsaws:

americasnexttopyodeller:

groovychainsaws:

American education

people who do performing arts degrees

Mine is a Bachelors of Science in biomedicine with honors. I graduated 7 months ago and now I sell cell phones.

Whoop there it is
No one is safe.

No one is safe

And this is absolute proof to me that I have a better chance of being in a famous band than being a slightly successful lawyer.

tastefullyoffensive:

(via robfee)

sherpernlock:

slow-riot:

I’m on my phone and I stared at this for 5 minutes waiting for it to load.

I’m on mobile on the shitter right now and fuck you

slimetony:

guerilande:

slimetony:

*pours red food dye in seltzer water* health potion

*pours blue food dye in bong water* mana potion 

*pees in a flask* stamina potion