wolffenstien:

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

*platonically calls you babe*

rosexknight:

pantsless-serket:

i just found out about the existence of the Chinese water deer and?????

ohmygod????

look at it. whathfcuk

what the hell is this thing. why does it look like a doge deer. a derge. what.

@chimera-chimera You’re a derge 😜

I need to make a vampire deer

ni10-c:

imperialgenius:

@ni10-c WHOOPSY DOOPSIE

HONESTLY UR LAUGHS ARE THE BEST????

jackthevulture:

polyglotplatypus:

It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the person driving will STOP ramming into the wall.

A lot of us know this shit is stupid and we’re looking out the window like “LOOK THOSE OTHER CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD LETS BE LIKE THEM”

But the driver is like “FUCK YOU! BUILT FORD TOUGH! USA USA USA DONT LIKE IT, GET OUT!” but the doors are locked and the car is now smoking and threatening to catch fire.

tinyspacegems:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

dameofspace:

the villain’s main objective for pokemon moon