I forgot that donkey and the dragon also had sex and had the most adorable dracodonk babs

I fucking love the scene in shrek 2 where fairy godmother sings I need a hero while shrek and the rest infiltrate the castle.

talk-to-a-jelly:

There you go, I made him look less sans-y for you.

STOP THIS

tashabilities:

venusisfortransbians:

ATTN TRANS WOMEN: Please be aware of “@real//trans//advocacy”; block if necessary

The fact that this motherfucker argued with her while tagging HER photo?

No no no no no.

silver-tongues-blog:

askclaylex:

silver-tongues-blog:

I just remembered that shrek and fiona had sex at one point.

Whats the best sex ogre pun can we think of?

he shreked that pussy.

I immediately regret this

askclaylex:

silver-tongues-blog:

I just remembered that shrek and fiona had sex at one point.

Whats the best sex ogre pun can we think of?

he shreked that pussy.

wow, there is a lot of adult jokes I did not get when I watched this movie when I was a kid

I just remembered that shrek and fiona had sex at one point.