ask-king-sombra:

WOAH THE ORIGINAL CRYSTAL PRINCESS

HOLY SHIT I DID NOT EXPECT IT

ridiculouscake:

We can go further.

making a jirachi

Theme was glam rock, so of course we have this rock named glamour.

micdotcom:

Watch: Two recent moments show exactly what separates Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton.

soul-of-steam:

I… I don’t. I don’t know anymore.

count-double-d-racula:

clumsythumbs:

ghostmullet:

a-spoon-is-born:

@sailorleo

Watch Chopped if you want to see legitimate dishes being made.

Watch Cutthroat Kitchen if you want to see legitimate culinary professionals try to create corn dogs while packed into a clown car.

Cutthroat Kitchen is more or less the Mario Party of competitive cooking shows.

my-middle-name-is-awkward:

I’M SCREAMING

WHAT IS THIS?

acesentialsketches:

wildberry-poptart:

wehingsounds:

I feel like throwing out a really spicy controversial opinion, but I’m too tired to think of anything.

uh

Some of the things you like suck.

Oh ye? Well some of the things you like suck.

What if… you just suck?

:u

Honey, we all suck

officialrule34:

officialrule34:

this is the only way to play your games

i lied

wehaveallgotknives:

bonjiro:

prokopetz:

lloydguitarguy:

dubiousculturalartifact:

bold-sartorial-statement:

prokopetz:

buckybits:

prokopetz:

readingrainrose:

prokopetz:

darfichihrenhundstreicheln:

gingergiggles:

prokopetz:

According to academia, “modern” means “the 1920s”, “new” means “circa 1996”, and the “future” is what people sixty years ago thought the year 2000 would look like. What word can I use to describe stuff that’s happening now?

Double future

post-post-postmodern: the sequel

Postmodern II: Postmoderner

2 Post 2 Modern

Postmodern: Director’s Cut

Postmod3rn: The Revenge

Postmodern: Nouveau Drift

2 post 2 modern 4 u

Mad Modern: Future Road

Modernest modern, the moderning

Postmodern 2: Dialectic Boogaloo

Mr. Magorium’s Postmodern Emporium

post and modern’s bogus journey

The posting of the modern