Silver Tongue

the-x-button:
the explosm random comic generator is so fucking good holy shit

various twitter doodls

skelegiel:
Sometimes i wonder if my followers have their own “headcanon voice” for me
New ask prompt!! Send me a link to the closest find of your head canon voice for me!!

soimfinallyreadinghomestuck:

these are all from one pesterlog

curseworm:

going to georgia / / the mountain goats

criticalflaw:

laddermatch:
overwatch patch notes
@mccremes

diddly-danners:

victoriatheunicorn:
lesbian-equius:
davybot:
elis-magic-catnado:
fileformat:
it’s contour
his arms are gradually receding upwards
hes gradually loosing his back curve
His buck teeth gradually close in.
he gradually becomes less funny and more annoying
we are gradually becoming squidward

I’m gonna finally reveal my fetish

nicejewishguy:

jiqqler:
rqindrops:
jiqqler:
nicejewishguy:
It’s love
Mike you’re into piss and we all know it
mike: cancer, pisces, aquarius, scorpio, gemini, sagittarius
jiqqler: aries, leo, taurus, capricorn, virgo, libra
he’s a scorpio and I’m a capricorn so I fully sign off on this judgement
I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT

bloodsbane:

hyper-masculinity is… dumb
(and bad)