pembrokewkorgi:

vilepluum:

Some better photos of the Pokemon plushies I got Saturday

I want that Maractus!

TOGAPI!!!!!!

shylabeef:

classicmeevs:

dongstomper:

loloman23:

knutsach:

tag yourself I’m the guy walking into the drain

only 2 of these can be fatal and i doubt that car is going fast enough to kill someone and the guy falling into the sewer most likely wont break his neck

rake has a sword for a handle. tree is covered in deadly poison. car is rigged to explode. manhole leads into The Abyss.

why dont they just warn each othre

having friends is the only true danger

commanderchrist:

jetstream-tormod:

124:

Do any of you know how cheap soda syrup and hot dogs are?

vilepluum:

icons are free to use if you want to request one send me a message in my ask box

fuluv:

tfw ur friend is venting and you have no idea what to say to make them feel better and you’re all like

captainsnoop:

the best way to watch spy kids 3 (other than “not at all”) is in 2D because then you’ve basically got a whole movie of people reaching into and looking at the camera for no reason

pembrokewkorgi:

kragnon:

*Mario voice*

looks like-a you’ve just activated my trap-a card

weloveshortvideos:

when your leg goes to sleep!

tropicaljohn:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

kuroba101:

jean-luc-gohard:

gothtrophywife:

IM SCREAMING

http://time.com/4225884/ted-cruz-military-gluten-free-meals/

Damn SJWs and their…celiac disease?

Is satire legitimately impossible now?

Because it seems to be impossible.

Let’s play a game called ‘Did a Republican really say this or is it from The Onion’

You’ll be both surprised and depressed

Sorry GI Johnny, President Cruz says were not allowed to give you meals that don’t make you shit yourself inside out.

dadsters: