when people tag you in a post you already reblogged ten minutes earlier
Awful Fantasy’s Awfulest Tweets of 2015
That last one! Personal experience makes that last one ten times more funny to me!
WHERE are the lesbian mountain women
in the mountains. fuck. of course theyre in the mountains. i fucked this post up
Comedian: *tells bad joke*
Audience: *throws tomatoes*
Comedian: *tells good joke*
Audience: *throws complete, delicious salad*
Callout post
@silver-tongues-blog is a cute dork, pass it on :U
Look, it me. She even has a blue bow!
A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
