Silver Tongue
agua-de-guayaba:
“ alliwannadoisbangscrew:
“ what the fuck is even goin on anymore
”
hell is empty and all the devils are here
”
The mirthful messiahs have come

agua-de-guayaba:

alliwannadoisbangscrew:

what the fuck is even goin on anymore

hell is empty and all the devils are here

The mirthful messiahs have come

lennythereviewer:

When anons try to start something but you just ignore it

where-the-shit-is-my-art-pencil:

sadstuck: dave strider never got to have a vine account

Jade never got to have an instagram

thorsthunderthigh:
“ inktober day 7, rockin’ hard
”

earthdad:

i literally just busted into my roommate’s room while he was making out with his gf to show him that animated video of cows singing We Built This City

oblomovite:

i feel like tumblr sometimes forgets that 

  • poland is the EU’s largest producer of raspberries
  • serbia exported over $200 million euro worth of frozen raspberries last year

sailorbryant:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

stickmarionette:

wickedsymphony:

“I feel like Hamilton reached out from history and wouldn’t let me go until I told his story.”

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