Silver Tongue

radfursandstuff:

sniperj0e:

pros of werewolf boyfriend:

  • happy with any present as long as its chewable
  • very very excited to see you after any period of time apart
  • will lie in your bed and keep you warm whenever you take a nap
  • growls at jerks, may eat them

cons of werewolf boyfriend:

  • absolutely nothing

@dateawerewolfsuggestion

gluttonace:

Kb talk sprite tests

when ya friend “joking” about vore a lil too much

gearholder:

sardonyxs:

why does mercy look like some deviant art anthropomorphic redesign of a shedinja 

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YOU COME IN MY HOUSE

summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

If I was batman

battynerdock:

kamalakhan:

Joker: does some stupid shit
Me as batman: blasts him w my fucking bat bazooka
Joker: fucking explodes
Alfred w sunglasses: nicely done master Wayne

#did jason todd write this

pandoranhustler:

actuallybenwyatt:

darkwingdukat:

You: Space Jam

Me, an intellectual: Astral Preserves

Me, a super intellectual: Cosmic Marmalade

Me, a dumbass: Star Jelly

jellygoodtime:
“I was trying to do homework but….
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jellygoodtime:

I was trying to do homework but….