If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………
Batman would be by himself though. There’s no han Solo or rebel alliance to help him out.
Checkmate atheists!
Where is your god now?!?
Also
I’m Smurf Penis and i’m taking on Wolverine.
I’m Darth Vader fighting Superman…
shit.
I’m gonna feel dumb but who is the guy of October
Im Goku fighting The Hulk, im sure ill put up a good fight before being ripped in half
Im Goku and I fight Mystique. Has Goku ever even fought a girl before??
I’m Spawn and I’m fighting Venom. Oh man Venom gonna get fucked
Darth Vader fighting the Hulk. Oh man he’s gonna hate getting his ass whipped.
Wolverine, going against Superman. Idk.
Ya fucked mah dude.
That’s what I was thinking, yo. Unless, like, kryptonite tips on my claws? Maybe? And a whole shit ton of luck?
The dude could grab you and drop you into the sun or let the vacuum of space kill you before you even get to take out those claws.
I got Doctor Manhattan.
It doesn’t matter who I’m up against, I win.
I got hulk vs whoever is on the November space… I can’t quite tell who it is
Spawn
Me as Venom vs mystique
She’s gonna get eaten and not in the fun way
Im spawn vs hulk i have no idea if im fucked or not
Both of them are technically immortal, and also, that post, Deadpool vs Dr. Manhattan. Deadpool actually once single handedly killed every hero and villain in his universe, even wolverine. If even one cell of dead pool survived, he can actually regenerate from it totally. Deadpool is stupidly OP and can pull Deus Ex Machinas from out of the aether. XD
Also, am Whomever is October vs Vader.
Venom v. Hulk…I’m not sure how well that’d work, given I’m not sure which version of the Hulk or which version of Venom is in play (both have been stupidly OP and stupidly UP at various points).
Also, Darth Vader v. Superman isn’t nearly as onesided as people think. The Force is magic, and Superman is weak to magic. I think that fight would be decided by who applies a finishing blow first, because most of Superman’s strengths can be mitigated by either Vader’s armor or Vader’s use of The Force.
Superman would probably win, of course. But Vader’s combination of magic and a heavily armored strength-augmenting half-robot spacesuit makes him fairly formidable as far as Superman’s villains go. Lightsaber probably wouldn’t be useful though. I suspect Superman would block that with a casual backhand, and that’s when Vader would know shit got real.
Except that superman is powered by the yellow sun. If the deathstar is in a system with a red sun or is far away from a sun, then superman would be powerless. So not only would the force be able to stop him but he wouldn’t be powered anyways.
Technically Superman’s powered by high frequency radiation, probably UV. He’s more powerful near blue suns than yellow/white suns. He can get some (but not a lot) of power near red hypergiants, whereas really cool dwarf stars don’t do anything for him.
Put him under blacklight and he should be invincible.
but my statement still stands. The death star can go far from a star and depower superman.
Batman would be by himself though. There’s no han Solo or rebel alliance to help him out.
Checkmate atheists!
Where is your god now?!?
Also
I’m Smurf Penis and i’m taking on Wolverine.
I’m Darth Vader fighting Superman…
shit.
I’m gonna feel dumb but who is the guy of October
Im Goku fighting The Hulk, im sure ill put up a good fight before being ripped in half
Im Goku and I fight Mystique. Has Goku ever even fought a girl before??
I’m Spawn and I’m fighting Venom. Oh man Venom gonna get fucked
Darth Vader fighting the Hulk. Oh man he’s gonna hate getting his ass whipped.
Wolverine, going against Superman. Idk.
Ya fucked mah dude.
That’s what I was thinking, yo. Unless, like, kryptonite tips on my claws? Maybe? And a whole shit ton of luck?
The dude could grab you and drop you into the sun or let the vacuum of space kill you before you even get to take out those claws.
I got Doctor Manhattan.
It doesn’t matter who I’m up against, I win.
I got hulk vs whoever is on the November space… I can’t quite tell who it is
Spawn
Me as Venom vs mystique
She’s gonna get eaten and not in the fun way
Im spawn vs hulk i have no idea if im fucked or not
Both of them are technically immortal, and also, that post, Deadpool vs Dr. Manhattan. Deadpool actually once single handedly killed every hero and villain in his universe, even wolverine. If even one cell of dead pool survived, he can actually regenerate from it totally. Deadpool is stupidly OP and can pull Deus Ex Machinas from out of the aether. XD
Also, am Whomever is October vs Vader.
Venom v. Hulk…I’m not sure how well that’d work, given I’m not sure which version of the Hulk or which version of Venom is in play (both have been stupidly OP and stupidly UP at various points).
Also, Darth Vader v. Superman isn’t nearly as onesided as people think. The Force is magic, and Superman is weak to magic. I think that fight would be decided by who applies a finishing blow first, because most of Superman’s strengths can be mitigated by either Vader’s armor or Vader’s use of The Force.
Superman would probably win, of course. But Vader’s combination of magic and a heavily armored strength-augmenting half-robot spacesuit makes him fairly formidable as far as Superman’s villains go. Lightsaber probably wouldn’t be useful though. I suspect Superman would block that with a casual backhand, and that’s when Vader would know shit got real.
Except that superman is powered by the yellow sun. If the deathstar is in a system with a red sun or is far away from a sun, then superman would be powerless. So not only would the force be able to stop him but he wouldn’t be powered anyways.
my entire dash and timeline is like “LEO WON THE MEME IS DEAD” except all youve done is created a new meme. memes cannot be created nor destroyed. they just transform from one form to another.
An example of the law of meme conservation.
memes cannot be created or destroyed. They are only converted. Reborn if you will. Inception is just the new aged yo dawg. Doge was just teh new age I can haz cheezeburger. Leo has won has now replaced leo has no oscar.
I love the trope of modern science being able to beat ancient magics. Like, an ancient demon has awoken from slumber and has a force field that legend says only lightning magic can break? Launch a missile at it. Missiles aren’t elemental magics so they will get past the barrier and blow the dragon the fuck up.
Katy Perry’s Firework is a song about self worth and hope, but the Katy Perry version sounds so empty and hollow and corporate and fake. Meanwhile every cover of that song I’ve heard sounds 1000x more sincere and real.
Even the JonTron cover?
Especially the JonTron cover.
I’m gonna listen to the JonTron cover.
Considering this history of this particular video and all the animators coming together to make this masterpiece, it really is inspiring.
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