dongstomper:

also new vegas lets you fuck a robot without taking the coward’s way out and putting it in a human body first

carpenteris:

socialnetworkhell:

I don’t think Jeb Bush actually wants to be president

At every debate he looks like a shy child whose family has bullied him into playing football when all he wants to do is DANCE

Disney channel original movie about jeb: “but, son, this is your dream!”
“No, dad. It’s your dream”
*gasps from the republican party*

I would watch a musical about american politics

glumshoe:

If I were a scientist, I would base my laboratory on Bill Nye’s. Half the doors would contain nothing but a spring-loaded boxing glove that would punch me in the face for no reason, or sudden drops into the abyss. That’s the sort of work environment I am most comfortable in.

charlesoberonn:

When someone’s a real wiseguy, but they made one fatal mistake

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skinnyghost:
“ cubern:
“ the-ult:
“ guitarbeard:
“ tzar-volver:
“ I raise you
”
Ante up
”
Might as well throw my hat into the table
” ”
k well alright
”

skinnyghost:

cubern:

the-ult:

guitarbeard:

tzar-volver:

I raise you

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Ante up

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Might as well throw my hat into the table

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k well alright

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raritananon:

silver-tongues-blog:

rasec-wizzlbang:

bogleech:

katey-boheme:

bogleech:

Orcs and goblins are almost absolutely always the most sympathetic race in a given fantasy setting. How are we not supposed to relate to these supposedly “dumb,” “primitive” and “ugly” people who are treated as objectively evil abominations, live in filthy conditions and never allowed to win against the white-European-puritan-like humans and elves?

This is only ever subverted in more humorous settings. The Tolkien-style “serious” medieval fantasy purists sure love their creepy nationalistic undertones huh

Except Orcs kill and rape people sooooo..

Uh, yeah, that’s the problem. My entire complaint is that authors choose to write orcs as entirely killers and rapists while also writing them so similarly to minorities or foreigners.

Why is this not even the first time someone already replied to this post with “but orcs are naturally evil.” Orcs aren’t real. They can only be as evil as an author chooses to make them, and the entire idea of a WHOLE RACE always being evil is some of the worst, most tastelessly lazy writing out there even aside from the unfortunate social implications it can fall into.

I bet that person’s an elf. Sounds like something an elf would say.
fucking elves.

I want more orcs like elder scrolls. They are big and tough but they are smart and organized and have an eye for detail and can be openly homosexual and fun.

Personally I’m perfectly fine with goblinoids and orcs to be labeled as the scumsuckers of the world, and due to intelligence or just plain bad genetic luck.

That being said, no one says they have to be outright evil. That’s the part I hate. Why can’t we just have a race entirely of big hobos and little hobos. One big and physically strong, one small and intelligent. At least, kinda.

That trope will never not be cool.

You fucking elf

rasec-wizzlbang:

bogleech:

katey-boheme:

bogleech:

Orcs and goblins are almost absolutely always the most sympathetic race in a given fantasy setting. How are we not supposed to relate to these supposedly “dumb,” “primitive” and “ugly” people who are treated as objectively evil abominations, live in filthy conditions and never allowed to win against the white-European-puritan-like humans and elves?

This is only ever subverted in more humorous settings. The Tolkien-style “serious” medieval fantasy purists sure love their creepy nationalistic undertones huh

Except Orcs kill and rape people sooooo..

Uh, yeah, that’s the problem. My entire complaint is that authors choose to write orcs as entirely killers and rapists while also writing them so similarly to minorities or foreigners.

Why is this not even the first time someone already replied to this post with “but orcs are naturally evil.” Orcs aren’t real. They can only be as evil as an author chooses to make them, and the entire idea of a WHOLE RACE always being evil is some of the worst, most tastelessly lazy writing out there even aside from the unfortunate social implications it can fall into.

I bet that person’s an elf. Sounds like something an elf would say.
fucking elves.

I want more orcs like elder scrolls. They are big and tough but they are smart and organized and have an eye for detail and can be openly homosexual and fun.

the-nerdy-reindeer:

twainkittyspam:

q8yshadow:

juliereblogs:

furgemancs:

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shadowdarkheart2:

squiscrazy:

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starllar:

silvermizuki:

theeggrollslord:

esterix:

godguy0001:

draconicwolf1:

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hungrygemologist:

silentcartoon:

wyvernsdreams:

the-red-scalpel:

thebigdeepcheatsy:

frankitown:

castorochiaro:

phoenixofgardios:

Happy Anniversary Pokemon! Totally going to get and play Blue tonight on my 3DS to celebrate :)

Reblog with your favorite pokemon my fabulous followers!:

Mine is Articuno!

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