Silver Tongue

merrywetherweather:

edgy new homestuck ending theory: i see your kids escaped the narrative and i raise you they also brought a bunch of other bullshit with them. clowns are now running amok in america. the events that are defining 2016 as the unimaginable year it is are actually just a string of performance pieces, a continuation of homestuck organized by andrew hussie himself. the kids can’t escape their comic and now neither can we. welcome to the metaverse kiddies.

krgrace:

BILLY WAS NOT JOKING THE CLOWNS WANT TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES ON EARTH AND WILL DESTROY US ALL!

DESTROY US ALL!

nicolas-px:

nicolas-px:

WE’RE ALL JUST GROWN CUM

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jimmy-tiberius:

ihadsuchhighhopes:

professionally-dead:

This makes me so happy

And if you can’t find a dad

a lesbian will work just as well

I didn’t think it could get better but it got better

ihatetorbjorn:

ihatetorbjorn:

mojav:

mojav:

i work at blizzard who wants to hear abt the hero coming after sombra

the next character is this. really short guy. he’s old too and has a big beard. he talks really loud and hates robots but he can build like…..turrets and stuff that can autolock from halfway across the map. he’s pretty neat i think u guys will like him a lot

he sounds like he could be a pretty cool & nice guy

wait a fuckinf second

glumshoe:

More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™. Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.

MAX IS SO FUCKING SAVAGE

small-home-repair-vikings:
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@elektronx check out this sick 50 cal
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lambebeardo:
“ All day…
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lambebeardo:

All day…