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JENNIFER DUMPED ME

I once murdered a guy named steve. I refuted that I had anyhting to do with it but the police said “wait wait wait wait wait… then why are you STANDING OVER THE DEAD BODY!?”

vampiresins:

fukuroubro:

nobodygoddammit:

I wish I had explanation for this

@vampiresins

Holy shit tag urself im moon

Has this one been done yet?

tomorobo-illust:

Soooo how about those new patches, huh?

I was gonna work on some Underswap and Underfell stuff last night but then @ladydarkina gave me the FEELS with the updated patches. I had to crank this out TwT.

I’m not sure why, but I’ve had this headcanon that little babybones Papyrus was a shy kid, especially around strangers. With his Dadster and brother he obviously gets very outgoing, but in public  he was a quiet one.

Usako is the spur of the moment name I gave for the Shopkeeper ;D

If the caption messed up on the photo, it says “Ditched work to spend time with my boys.” Asgore took the photo for them. This photo sadly has gone missing since the day the Royal Scientist disappeared.

I love john oliver

aumonique:

Can we appreciate how cute Google is today?! 

levesque:

i can’t believe i’ve been on this website long enough to witness the birth and death of the leonardo dicaprio oscar meme.

dontyoufourcheddarboutme:

Well, now you do. 

guiltyhipster:

misscheetahroo:

guiltyhipster:

TV show idea: 

Baby boomers have to switch life situations with a millennial for a year. The millennial gets to live in their house (which they paid off like thirty or forty years ago) and work at their job that provides a good salary and benefits. The baby boomer has to live in the millennial’s shitty, overpriced apartment and struggle to pay rent and work a minimum wage part-time job as well as an unpaid internship in their (the baby boomer’s) field. 

The show can be called Switching Cribs and every time the baby boomer throws a tantrum a little cartoon of a baby crying appears in the corner of the screen. 

… …

Fund it.

With what money

I’m a millennial