One of the biggest criticisms of the original Pokémon games has always been that the designs are too unfocused and overly detailed, so I decided to do something about it. Above you will see several Pokémon I’ve fixed to align more closely with my and everyone else’s aesthetic. I’ll detail the problems with the original designs below:
Machamp – Having four arms is ridiculous and unnatural.
Doduo – I’ve never seen a bird with two or more heads; it’s always just been one head as far as I know.
Pikachu – My gerbils are not electric, so I removed everything electrical about Pikachu as well as its feet.
Psyduck – It’s always making a really stupid face and it looks like it has a headache, which really annoys me.
Ditto – It’s way too amorphous. Roundness is something I hold in very high regard—I believe that round things are the purest things in the world (for example: the sun or a egg).
Dewgong – Seals don’t have arms, yet for some reason GameFreak decided to give Dewgong arms. Now it doesn’t have arms just like real-life seals.
Diglett – The fact that Diglett slightly resembles a penis makes me really uncomfortable since I’m not gay. I know gay people are supposed to be normal now, but I still don’t think it’s right that Diglett looks like a penis. Because of this, I’ve made it into a Pac-Man ghost.
I hope you enjoy how I’ve fixed these overdesigned Pokémon. Please subscribe and upvote for even more insightful art criticism. Thank you.
Is having zero arms any more natural than four
I bet you wouldn’t say that to a snake, would you?
but machamp is like a huMAN how do you see a snake in him
Okay, but what professor was such an asshole that they wouldn’t let a woman in labor do a makeup exam? You know someone said some shit and she felt like she HAD to do that exam, labor or no.
OK true story from one of my professors:
She got pregnant while getting her PhD. Not planned, but it would work out that she would do her lit review (where she had a massive list of books she had to spend two hours talking about) a month before her baby was due. Plenty of time, right?
Well, her daughter came a month early. On the day that she scheduled her lit review. So she’s in labor with a baby that’s four weeks early, she calls up her male professors that are going to be doing her lit review, and they say that squeezing a human being out of your vagina isn’t a good enough reason to cancel. She can’t reschedule, they’ll just fail her. And my professor will have none of that. They agree to have the lit review at the hospital, but they kick out all nurses and doctors because you can’t have anyone else in the room. (like the nurses are really going to be secret undercover English professors who will whisper to her answers about Virginia Woolf). So for two hours while my professor was in labor, these male professors are hounding her about early 20th century British literature and the nurses are just about losing it and as soon as it’s finish they rush back in to make sure everything is okay. And the best part of it is that my professor was so focused, so determined to pass and not let her 5 years of work end in a failure, that she says she didn’t feel any pain for those two hours. WHILE IN LABOR.
Fucking men. Seriously.
YOU CAN’T TELL ME NOTHING BLACK WOMEN ARE JUST SUPERHEROES
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
