Silver Tongue
fennethianell:
“ heyitspj:
“ a delicate scale
” ”

fennethianell:

heyitspj:

a delicate scale

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blueskyesartic:

Existential Crisis by Julia Lepitet

This is one of the things that cheered me up today. :’)

why do you say white straight guys are boring to text
Anonymous

lameborghini:

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example #1:

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konkeydongcountry:

jimmybobjames:

konkeydongcountry:

jimmybobjames:

konkeydongcountry:

i’m sick of these skeletons telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

but didn’t that already happen?

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

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suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

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and got slapped in the hand for it?

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

snaxattacks:
“ bogleech:
“ Whether you like Freddys or not, this is something pretty fucking awesome right here.
If I said when I was a kid “I want to make my own video game, all by myself, and there’ll be toys and Halloween costumes and lunchboxes...

snaxattacks:

bogleech:

Whether you like Freddys or not, this is something pretty fucking awesome right here.

If I said when I was a kid “I want to make my own video game, all by myself, and there’ll be toys and Halloween costumes and lunchboxes at Wal-Mart!!!” someone would have explained to me that it doesn’t work that way, that games are products made by huge teams working for huge companies. One person doesn’t just “make a game” and be successful! That’s silly!

I’m so proud of Scott. Guy was working at Dollar Tree and near suicidal and felt like he was worthless, like God had literally turned his back on him, and he finally got his big break. That’s a Cinderella story if I’ve ever seen one.

accio-shitpost:

minerva mcgonagall looks in the mirror of erised

she sees herself wearing sunglasses and sipping a martini. there are no schoolchildren around. she is in the bahamas.

gleb-che:

One of the few trends in the modern gaming I totally approve of is that Jacked Space Marines seem to have lost most of their footing as the default male protagonists to the agressive new challenger: Sad Murder Dads

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paxamericana:
“ i’m voting for gary johnson now
”

paxamericana:

i’m voting for gary johnson now

micdotcom:

Norwood University trends on Twitter after Mike Pence flubs the name of the debate site

Republican vice presidential nominee and Indiana Gov. Mike Pence kicked-started Tuesday’s vice presidential debate on a slightly off-note by referring to the historically significant Longwood University as Norwood University. Twitter proceeded to point out the gaffe and a Norwood University account even emerged to send some hilarious tweets.