captainpoe:

Pokemon 20

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

If that happened, I would face god himself and walk backwards to hell

corruptedlandlord:

Sometimes, you don’t necessarily have to do anything bad. Sometimes, people just hate you for being you. It’s okay to be sad and scared. But, you can’t make everyone happy so stick to those who you know care for you and always make sure you take care of the most important person in the equation: you.

Sending this because I really don't want you to hurt yourself. These people aren't worth it, in the slightest. I'm not here to be P.C. or keep everyone's feelings in mind, but you're fighting a literal army of autists that are focused on harassing you and ruining your life THAT STARTED BECAUSE OF FANDOMS AND GENDER IDENTITY OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS (which is frankly idiotic, and literately autistic). Don't look at their twitter, remember people love you, and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.
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deyogee-deactivated20190228:

I think ‘you were making fun of trans headcanons’ is also shitty excuse to attack me also and no I was just baffled that these ppl actually think tkb is canonically trans and then draw him with tits like lmao??? Then they come up with really weird excuses for it and actually believe them, I think being that delusional is really unsettling. They have to make literally everyone trans or autistic it’s almost like… fetishizing. That really grosses me out. It honestly just feels like fetishizing a whole group of people.

They make little private vent accounts to talk shit so I don’t know why they even said these thing public in the first place about me 

But yeah this is fucking stupid

Didn’t this whole thing start because a shitty fictionkin claimed that because they were trans that bakura was canonically trans because they believed themselves to be bakura, a fictional character who never actually existed? and you pointed out that they aren’t bakura and bakura isn’t actually trans in the show. It wasn’t a matter of headcanons, it was a matter of someone claiming their headcanon was actual canon.

Remember when I compared mawile to hawkeye? I feel so justified right now.
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Remember when I compared mawile to hawkeye? I feel so justified right now.

elementarymydearworld:

Why are you making Clyde paint?
I’m not forcing him to do anything. He enjoys it!

Customer: I ordered a sandwich half an hour ago and it should be here by now.
Me: you neglected to put your apartment number and weren't answering our calls so it was converted to a pickup.
Customer: but why is it taking so long? It shouldn't take this long to deliver a sandwich.

snowflake-owl:

poinsixer:

character development

Stan rejuvenated 20 years with Dipper and Mabel in his life.

queenriver:

fun fact: if you text a landline, it’ll call the landline in a robot voice and read the text

less fun: our intern was locked out this morning and didn’t realize the number she had for the other assistant was a landline so she texted it because she was locked out so at 9:30 this morning our phone rang with a robot voice loudly saying PLEASE LET ME IN before hanging up

Wait a minute, Jitters, are you saying he's causing Doctor Who's rating's to go down? Along with the other shows you mentioned?

jitterbugjive:

Considering how badly season 8 went with Doctor Who, yeah, he kinda is making ratings go down with his self indulgent bullshit


But that’s not what I’m saying

I’m saying his writing is shit and all he does is write the same thing over and over and over again, and people are too fucking stupid to notice apparently because he’s still there.

According to Moffat in Sherlock, for example: Murder is bad unless you’re a good guy, then you can get away with it and everyone will just shrug it off