acesirius:

you’re still trans if you respond to your birth name

you’re still trans if you sometimes slip up your own pronouns

you’re still trans if you dont correct people who misgender you, because you’re scared or you just can’t be bothered 

you’re still trans if you haven’t felt ‘trapped in the wrong body’ since childhood

you’re still trans if you only started questioning after discovering the internet

you’re still trans if you dream of yourself with your birth name

you’re still trans if getting misgendered doesn’t feel like a stab in the gut because it happens so often that you’re used to it

you’re still trans if you’ve changed your name and pronouns 5000 times

you’re still trans if you don’t want to transition and you’re happy the way you are

did-you-kno:

SPOILER: the woodpecker got away, and the photo became an instant Twitter sensation, which was thoroughly photoshopped.

Gandalf The Grey riding a woodpecker…

John Travolta stayin’ alive on a woodpecker…

Miley Cyrus coming in like a wrecking ball on weasel that’s on top of a woodpecker..

Kim Jong Un being an actual god atop a weasel on a woodpecker.

Source

chefpyro:

why is malachite so big anyway

i mean it’s just as humongous as alexandrite and alexandrite consists of 4 different gems. malachite is only 2.

is it because jasper is so big? maybe it’s just because jasper is so big.

Peridot says at all quartz are supposed to be big because they are the tanks. Amethyst was supposed to be as big as Jasper but she was overcooked.

dapperspacedorito:

sammy-makes-moosetracks:

The climax of poetic literature.

There comes a point when you try to convince yourself that My Immortal was written as a joke and yet you still doubt your conclusions.

pan-pizza:

kaiko-art:

drokiesta:

vicarious–vagabond:

AHHHH YES, UNDERTALE, THAT ONE CALARTS CARTOON, YEP THAT SURE - GGHGHFGH THIS IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING POST THAT I HAD TO SEE WITH MY OWN EYES

why the fuck is sans there 

he isn’t even a main character oh my god

Hahaha good joke. 

….. wait.  …. did Joey Fox come from CalARTS???

I’m a fucking hack

sirphilliam:

you guys are surely milking these puns tonight

This is udder-ly ridiculous

sturmyena:

gotitforcheap:

I feel like conservative american politics have gotten to the point where during a debate Donald Trump could throw water on Marco Rubio and be all “Rubios wet, he’s a wet nerd and unfit to run this country, an absolute mess” and there would be people watching at home like “hmm yeah he did get totally wet by that water” 

2016 is the year parody became impossible.

satanlickmydick:

cmnedark:

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

Actually! Fun fact!

If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced” then you don’t start dying the day you’re born! You’re still growing and cells are still being replaced pretty quick for about 22 to 25 years!

So 25. THAT’S when you start to die!

:D

Ask any 25 year old and they will confirm