bloodsbane:

listen okay listen. im not saying my geckos are gay or anything. but they like to cuddle and will find each other when i have them out so they can lay down together and IM JUST SAYING. that’s preeeeeeeeetty gay. 

you can cuddle and snuggle and have sex platonically.

layonhands:
“ Pokemon is so incredible and revolutionary I can fight my fuckig lawn tool in the sky
”

layonhands:

Pokemon is so incredible and revolutionary I can fight my fuckig lawn tool in the sky

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Originally posted by retropostmodernism

findmeinthealps:

GRAVITOWNED

“What if I just took all the bad ideas I’ve had over the last few months, and put them together into one giant shitpost as an homage to a joke AMV from 2007?” -me, a week ago

Yeah, this is what happens. I am so, so sorry. (except i cut it short because of tumblr’s upload limit, so i actually have plenty of bad ideas left)

This is also my 4000 followers special video! Thank you all so much! I hope you know what you signed up for.

Youtube Link: (x)

earth-dad:

bruises-for-tomorrow:

when your life is falling apart but you don’t give a fuck anymore

thegrindspot:
“ alicexblog:
“ thesoftgrape:
“ GAL PALS HAS GONE TOO FAR
What better way to catch up with your best gal pal then with this lovely intimate massager? Nothing like winding down after a long day with some massages with your bestie!
”
Just...

thegrindspot:

alicexblog:

thesoftgrape:

GAL PALS HAS GONE TOO FAR

What better way to catch up with your best gal pal then with this lovely intimate massager? Nothing like winding down after a long day with some massages with your bestie!

Just gals being pals, ‘aint nothing wrong here.

the fact it’s a strapon is what gets me :T

Well you can’t very well use it without your galpal, can you?

fruit-sinning-yummy-yummy:

have some rhino sins :U

I normally don’t reblog NSFW here anymore but this is important.

mooseblogtimes:

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this is deep.

kilalabunnies:

court-the-qunari:

[sees friend’s oc for the first time]

okay but like…

what if…

just hear me out here, crazy idea but…

what if they maybe…

kissed my oc

@silver-tongues-blog

>:U
I am offend. our OCs do more than kiss

so close
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Today is one of my friends birthdays and wanted some rick/ford interactions.

Today is one of my friends birthdays and wanted some rick/ford interactions.