Silver Tongue

phan-you-not:

I’VE HAD THIS IN MY QUEUE SINCE LAST OCTOBER, NOW IS MY TIME TO SHINE
HAPPY OCTOBER 3RD

gneerly:

when ur hardcore venting to someone in one chat and shitposting in another

sp00kbro:

this is the dedede of absolute disgust
place this dedede on posts that absolutely dededesgust you

blameaspartame:

Grover Norquist really wanted Trump and Clinton to talk about vaping

This is the epitome of poes law. On one hand this could just be an elaborate joke but on the other hand, trump supporters are so dumb I wouldn’t be surprised if they only supported him because of vaping.

fudge-the-horse:

Me: im not gonna be clingy
Me: *infringes by 49 units*

why does this look like it’s from the half press guy?

therealjacksepticeye:

why-cant-simple-love-me:
When Irish people see the sun
Originally posted by sarutor
Accurate!!!

valentinakerman:

LETS PLAY THE FEUD

theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:
did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec
10 million pounds
1/3 of the government’s reserve
like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it
why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve

They’re canada