an actual New Jersey Pokéstop
go: so you’re telling me the lunatic who spent two hours pelting me with weird egg trivia because i quote, “am now subscribed to pokemon egg facts”, unquote, is actually my team leader?
joy: oh, well, yes? don’t worry, it happens a lot
go: dude
spark: HEY GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE REGIONAL VARIATIONS OF BULBASAUR LATER THERE’S A LOT BECAUSE THEY INCUBATE IN DIFFERENT CLIMATES AND THEY’RE ALL AWESOME
Wheres the zodiac for men. Wheres my manly astrology. What does my sign say about the big football game.
Well, they existed at one point but they were way to weak to actually win. Then the picese girl had to kill them all and reboot the universe.










