Silver Tongue

drgrlfriend:

poyzn:

Pet the catellite for better reception.

Sometimes the internet is just so amazing I can’t stand it.

itchycoil:

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

Am I lazy or is this another Depression Session™

sicknastyjr:

the trolls discover silly bandz

ryukodragon:
“some-loonie:
“ the-killzone-2:
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”
@ness-paula
”
@buttersheeps DUDE
”

butim-justharry:

household memes. memes that only make sense to the people you live with.

for example, in my house: saying ‘ew’ in a monotone voice, slapping your leg and saying “iiiiiii know it!” and the other person replies “well that’s just it.”

reblog with your household memes in the comments or tags

woodrider:

not reblogging posts with low notes is like a stock trader not willing to risk their gain from investing in a small corporation with no promises of success. buy low and sell high. your shares will make or break this blog