Silver Tongue

My puns are like horcruxes. They cause pain to others and I lose a bit of myself each time I make one.

inkskinned:
mjalti:
inkskinned:
i think the moon would like you
why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word
she said you are trying your best and she’s proud of you no matter what.

setheverman:

theworldaccordingtotimmycap:
setheverman:
setheverman:
when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia
ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET
Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia
Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

send me anons telling me what my aesthetic is

theartofanimation:

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How about ❌?

askullandbones

petite-pumpkin:

She hates it: The sequel.

retrogamingblog:

If Studio Ghibli made a Legend of Zelda movie

Me talking to someone from the year 1000 BC

classicmeevs:

Yeah we have cell phones now, it’s like a portable phone

elektronx:

This is where I draw the line for this awful comic :X The rest is under the cut.

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suenden-hund:

@the-fungeon-of-lady-lazarus
rude noodle