g0966:

My sense of humor getting blunt

aspect-rei:

fortheloveofplaid:

the most implausible thing about superhero movies is that these guys make their own suits, like seriously those toxic chemicals did NOT give you the ability to sew stretch knits, do you even own a serger

Originally posted by itsjustvaleska

professor-cinnamon-roll:

U no they ded.

gasterdoodles:

little gooster problems

adurot:

changemodomega:

A thing about Superheroes on the scale of superman is you can almost always figure out a simple way they could apply their powers to resolve something quicker and easier.

For example:

Batman: Ha! Your X-Ray vision can’t work out my identity, I put a lead plate in my mask!

Superman: *Turns in place, scanning the city*

Batman: What are you-

Superman: There’s a big cave full of bat themed crime fighting equipment under Wayne manor.

Batman: That doesn’t necessarily mean-

Superman: Access hatch behind a grandfather clock.

Batman: :(

Personally I’m quite fond of their most recent first time meeting in American Alien.

grupertawesome:

dadreversal:

gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

fuckyeavanity:

team-joebama:

fuzzy-purple-lights:

team-joebama:

i just watched this five times in a row

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

reblog for those who’d wondered if he’d won

i need to meet their parents.

iivakana:

i cant be the only one that thought of this