i was just walking home from the subway in the rain and i saw a dog walking down the sidewalk alone wearing a sweater. now, i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks alone not wearing sweaters and i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks on leashes wearing sweaters and i gotta say, once you remove the human element from the equation, the dog looks like it dressed itself. like a decision was made by a dog. it just looks like a dog going somewhere in a world where dogs are highly intelligent and have appointments they need to get dressed up for. i couldn’t make eye contact with this dog, it was intimidating in its confidence.
best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets
this speaks to me.
Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.
My life
#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated
A Neat little lighter
Wait… wait a second!
This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!
OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!
SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!
THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!
WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!
WHY?!??!!
Why??!!!
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY












