With extra mayo! Good for you.
I was making a website for a client. The website’s main color was navy. Of course, to make it more interesting and attractive, I added some colors that would complement navy.
Client: I don’t want these other colors. Make it all navy.
I change it so that the entire website is navy, but with some slight variations in shade to distinguish elements.
Client: What’s with these shades? Make it all solid navy.
I do so.
Client: I told you to make it a solid color! Don’t try to trick me. When I stand up it looks lighter when I sit down. Make it all the same color.
chip readers are becoming unpredictable nowadays
Clerk: We actually have the chip reader now…
Customer: Oh yeah?
(The customer holds up a corn chip and proceeds to place it in the chip reader off-screen.)
Clerk: Oh, it’s not gonna work with that kind of ch….
(The chip reader beeps. A feminine voice says “transaction completed” as the vaporwave hit song “Lisa Frank 420 / Modern Computing” by MACINTOSH PLUS plays. The clerk’s eyes widen as they stare in awe.)I’m glad the captioneer managed to figure exactly what the song was
Will you be doing inktober?
AnonymousProbably. I was thinking of combining inktober with the tarot art streams for when the art would work for a card. I’ll keep y’all updated on my art blog. https://www.tumblr.com/blog/revscarecrowart
something about this art style fills me with a primal, instinctive fear. like the bright colouring of the poison dart frog or the distinctive hourglass pattern of the black widow spider this thumbnail is a very clear indicator to stay far away.
it looks like they’re trying to do a fusion between gravity falls and family guy and ended up with some abomination that never should have existed
