drossna:

everyone else is theorizing bill’s return and i’m over here like

voidbat:

stimmyabby:

You don’t have to be grateful that it isn’t worse.

read that.

read it again, and again, and again.

somebody, somewhere, always has it worse than you. there is one person on this planet that has it the worst of all, and that person is NOT the only person allowed to be unhappy with their lot.

if things are bad for you, they are bad for you. period.

Two universes. One where Liz hypnotizes and the other where she gets hypnotized
Anonymous

chefporno:

Dom!Liz and Sub!Liz.

Two sides of the same coin.

Destined never to meet, one cannot live without the other.

The deepest lore.

If they do meet, it would probably be the best hypnosis session ever. And world ending sex or masturbation depending on what you consider self cest

Suggest some things for me to draw adult melon doing

silver-tongues-blog:

i will draw some when I get home from work tonight.

Still haven’t gotten any suggestions

NSFW pachyderms on my porn blog
fruit sinning

silver-tongues-blog:

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Wanna see a NSFW I just posted?

You can see it on my NSFW blog or the fruit salad NSFW blog

kistlerrrkid:
“ monozettai:
“ pr1nceshawn:
“ A pretty good compromise.
”
oh my
”
This sounds like a disease
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kistlerrrkid:

monozettai:

pr1nceshawn:

A pretty good compromise.

oh my

This sounds like a disease

fingurken:

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imperatorbarnes:

the-evil-twin:

ijustcantevenwithyallrightnow:

ctron164:

dbarefootlawyer:

micdotcom:

Watch: This is spot on — but polls show it will take a lot to change public opinion.

Can’t believe I am reblogging words uttered by George W. Bush. 

THIS

The one time we all agreed with Bush.

And even more impressive - in that last video, notice the date on the upper right hand side. He said that just six days after the 9/11 attack. 

ya’ll know we’re fucked when suddenly george seems like a fucking liberal compared to what the right looks like now

The republican of this age are so conservative they are considered reactionary I think. They basically wanna make revert the country back to what it was decades ago. Anyone who even wants to just keep things as they are still look liberal compared to them. Honestly, Bush would make a better president than any of the current republican candidates. Unfortunately he already won twice.

itsvondell:

corporal-levi-achoo:

itsvondell:

you sure

them went to the bathroom sounds stupid as shit

they