melonboyy:

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yourfavoriterapscallion:

You can lead a horse to water.

You can leave your horse behind.

Because your horse don’t dance and if he don’t dance then he’s no horse of mine

rosememery:

put in the tags the accessory that you (almost) always wear 

voltgreen:

and theres this one scene when general grievous first appears and he takes on like 4 jedi and 2 padawans

and so

this one fucking padawan right

he looks familiar right? so i looked up his article on the star wars wiki

his name is sha’a gi.

and then

Like i dont even care if its non-canon the fact someone made a shaggy inspired jedi is the best thing ever

If there’s a movie that takes place before order 66, I wanna see mathew lillard make a cameo

yivialo:

I mean…

I’m not sure who is supposed to be saying it. Vader or ben

Wanna see a NSFW I just posted?

You can see it on my NSFW blog or the fruit salad NSFW blog

quartz-poker:

did-you-kno:

Diamonds are neither rare, nor valuable. In one of the most successful ad campaigns of all time, De Beers claimed men should spend one month’s salary on a diamond ring. Then they raised their prices, restricted their supply, and created an illusion that generations of people still believe to be a mandatory part of the marriage process. Source

As a geologist and someone who can buy whole carats worth of diamonds (unpolished, obviously) for a fraction of the cost just by going to minerology sites instead of jewelry stores, I can confirm this.

And you can too! Just buy diamonds directly from the mine. They’re not as cheap as dirt but they’re not thousands of dollars.

before de beers, wedding bands were just solid gold or maybe had some sort of gem but that wasn’t too common.

miss-nerdgasmz:

animmalcrossing:

this was when i realised you can’t tell a tumblr joke on facebook

#I remember in 2011 stealing jokes from tumblr was commonplace #but now the humor on here is so warped no one who hasn’t been exposed to this site would understand