Silver Tongue

otterslinger:

jojoshojo:
suppermariobroth:
Course start screens from Super Mario 64 DS.
send this to your crush with no context

asgardreid:

holyfilaments:
Me
“Call the cops like I give a fuck”

if they were on her property, she has every right to do that.

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

xefyre:

Scream for joy! For these handsome boys have paid you a visit!

Listen, I know doritos are good but I don’t think they’re screamworthy

unclefather:

this hoe said puppetry

66point6:

echoes-act-1:
v0idkin:
echoes-act-1:
v0idkin:
hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3
lol xD whats upsmexy????? :3c
nothing much :3 how abt u ?? x3 xDDD
xDDD x3 OMG u got me xDD :3

bootycap:

yes, good

speckledwithfreckles:

thatsthat24:
thomas-sanders-with-vine:
Disneypranks with Friends: “Bambi” Edition! 💐 (Messin’ with Alex Rupp… Thought he was so slick XD)
Thomas: Disneypranks with Friends! Pretty, pretty flower!
Alex: This is a prank, isn’t it?
Thomas: Yeah, you got me. (Proceeds to squirt water out of the flower, causing Alex to launch back, hitting his head, which probably did more damage than the water ever would if he had just leaned in to enjoy the flower. Thomas then proceeds to giggle like an over-enthusiastic man-child.)
Reblogging for Thomas’ caption.

ropes-and-tea:

Scenario in which MC proposes something new for the bedroom and seven gets a little too excited.
Conclusion: